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GreenlandRejectsUS Minecraft Server

Arctic, Autonomy, European, foreign affairs, Greenland, GreenlandRejectsUS, INDEPENDENCE, indigenous rights, international relations, majority, Minecraft, Nordic, North America, opinion, Politics, poll, self-determination, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, survey, Territorial, US

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Ores Mined:	2328	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7

are you tired of being a part of the US? do you want to join a server where you can escape the madness and chaos of real life? well, look no further because our minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

join us and become a part of the overwhelming majority of greenlanders who do not want to be a part of the US! we have created a safe haven for all those who seek refuge from the craziness of the outside world.

imagine a world where you can build your own paradise, free from the constraints of society. you can create your own kingdom, rule over your subjects, and live out your wildest fantasies.

but beware, danger lurks around every corner. from creepers to zombies to rival factions, you must always be on your guard. only the strongest and most cunning players will survive in this harsh and unforgiving world.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and start your journey to freedom and independence. who knows, you might even become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Edition

act of brutality, asylum seekers, border security, Cuba, Cuba-US relations, detention, detention facilities, donald trump, Edition, foreign policy, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detention center, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, international relations, migrant detention, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, Trump administration, Trumps, united states

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	3804
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha slide. our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.

our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.

AnxietyCraft: Antidepressant Adventures

Adventures, antidepressant, antidepressants, AnxietyCraft, Effectiveness, gad, generalized anxiety disorder, limited data, Long-term impact, medication, mental health, participants, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, reduce anxiety, research, review, side effects, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment, trial conditions, Usage

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4966
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Votes:	3020	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Villages Defended:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

come join our wacky minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be anxious about is how much fun you’re having! we’ve got 12,000 players who can confirm that playing on our server effectively reduces symptoms of boredom and sadness.

we’ve got limited data on how long you’ll be addicted to our server, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? come build, explore, and laugh your way through our crazy world. plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll forget all about your real-life problems.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless entertainment!

Pixel Haven 1.21.1

#Daredevil, 1.21.1, accident, Adrenaline Rush, cautionary example., cautionary tale, dangerous stunts, extreme sports, Fail, Flip, flips, gets obliterated, Haven, near miss, oncoming traffic, PIXEL, reckless driving, risky behavior, social media fail, stunt gone wrong, thrill-seeking, traffic collision, viral video

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like getting hit by a truck but in a good way! I’m talking about flipping and getting obliterated by oncoming traffic, but like, in a virtual blocky world. It’s so wild, you won’t even know what’s real anymore. So come on, join us and experience the chaos and destruction in the most hilarious way possible. It’s a total mind trip, man.

MistressCraft: Job Loss Edition

Affair, BETRAYAL, boundary setting, children, communication breakdown, Confrontation, confrontation at work, Edition, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, husband’s mistress, Infidelity, infidelity fallout, Job, job risk, Loss, Marital Problems, Marriage, MistressCraft, relationship struggles, trust issues, workplace drama

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and scandal!

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find out that your in-game spouse has been cheating on you with another player! But wait, there’s more! They work together at the only virtual grocery store in the desert biome. Will you forgive them and try to work things out, or will you kick them out of your virtual house with no vehicle to get to work?

But that’s not all! Join our server and you might stumble upon a charity event where the mistress is delivering Christmas gifts to your virtual children in your virtual home! Confront her in-game and tell her to stay away from your pixelated family. Will she listen, or will the drama escalate even further?

And don’t forget the twist: your cheating spouse is still carpooling with their affair partner in the game! Will you demand no contact in the virtual world as well, or will you risk their virtual job by making a scene?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and outrageous storylines! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have all this excitement instead? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Hatecrafters United

commonly enjoyed dislikes, contrary preferences, HateCrafters, hated activities, misunderstood dislikes, misunderstood hobbies, personal aversions, Pet Peeves, United, unpopular opinions, unpopular tastes, widely disliked things

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	299	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of people assuming everyone loves pineapple on pizza? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where pineapple on pizza is banned and anyone caught trying to sneak it in gets banished to the Nether for eternity! Join us for a pizza party like no other and build your wildest creations without the fear of fruity toppings ruining your appetite. Trust us, this server is a slice above the rest!

SovietMinecraft2025

2025, agriculture, Decrease, economic outlook, Economy, food production, food security, global market, government policies, grain exports, historical comparison, import/export, international trade, Moscow Times, predictions, russia, Russian, sanctions, Soviet levels, SovietMinecraft2025, trade relations

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Farms Harvested:	312	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ores Mined:	9332	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian grain exports are so low, they’re back to soviet levels in 2025! we’ve got more wheat than you can shake a stick at, and our players are so good at farming, they make stalin proud. join us for a chance to build your own communist utopia in the virtual world, complete with endless fields of wheat and secret police patrols. don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the glory of mother russia in minecraft form. join now before the kgb catches wind of our antics and shuts us down!

Crafty Wife Gaslighter

BETRAYAL, Communication, Crafty, Deception, Emotional Abuse, gaslighter, Gaslighting, gaslighting awareness, gaslighting effects, gaslighting in relationships, gaslighting signs, gaslighting spouse, gaslighting tactics, Manipulation, Marriage, mental health, psychological abuse, relationships, self-doubt, toxic behavior, Trust, Wife

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	40	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Votes:	6148
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

So, like, imagine this: you join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll be mining for diamonds and stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. And get this, the villagers are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their secret potato army.

But wait, there’s more! The server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MinecraftOffline

Anarchy, Cheats, Community, Custom Plugins, Discord, discord server, European, finland, Griefing, intel, minecraft server, MinecraftOffline, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, PvE, PvP, RAM, Sandbox, Semi Vanilla, SSDs, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

MinecraftOffline

Server Overview

Server IP:	minecraftoffline.net
Game Version:	1.21.3
Zero reset policy
Freedom to play	Cheats and griefing permitted (but no spamming allowed)
Unique gameplay features	Custom plugins
Europe-optimised	Hosted in Finland

Technical Specifications

Processor:	Intel XEON E-2276G
Storage:	2x 960GB NVMe SSDs
RAM:	64GB DDR4 ECC
Network:	1 Gbit (Intel I219-LM)

Connect on Discord: https://discord.gg/a83FESY3jF

FAQs

Q: Can I use cheats on the server?

A: Yes, cheats are permitted on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Griefing is allowed, but spamming is not permitted.

Q: What makes the gameplay unique?

A: Custom plugins add unique gameplay features to the experience.

Q: Where is the server hosted?

A: The server is Europe-optimised and hosted in Finland.

Lost in Illusion 1.21

Downtime, Gaming, genshin, healing, health, Illness, ILLUSION, jerk off, leisure, Lost, peak, Recovery, recuperation, Relaxation, REST, School, self-care, sick, Sleep, slow damage, time off, video games

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Enchantments Applied:	230	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, forget about school and responsibilities, come join this Minecraft server where you can escape reality and live your best blocky life!

We got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes – it’s a wild party up in here!

Build a castle, mine for diamonds, or just chill and fish all day – the possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s disappointment in me!

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make you forget about being sick and stuck at home. Plus, we have virtual chicken nuggets, what more could you ask for?

FashionFauxPasFunHouse

eboy, embarrassed, Fake, FashionFauxPasFunHouse, fast fashion, Individuality, let him live, looksmaxxing, minimalist aesthetic, personality shift, philosophy major, played him, rebrand, sneaker wall, streetwear, style choices, thrifted fashion, timeless aesthetic, VIBE

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

So my buddy (let’s call him Milo) has gone through a total transformation, like a caterpillar turning into a hipster butterfly. One day he’s rocking streetwear, the next he’s dressed like a pretentious art student who only drinks artisanal coffee.

But here’s the kicker – he’s decided to bring his new aesthetic to a Minecraft server. Yes, you heard me right. This server is all about embracing your inner minimalist, timeless, espresso-drinking philosopher. Forget about building epic castles or exploring vast landscapes, on this server, we ponder the concept of time and debate the meaning of life while sipping on virtual lattes.

Join us if you want to witness Milo’s evolution from sneakerhead to deep thinker in pixelated form. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own inner hipster artist while you’re at it. Just be careful not to accidentally call someone out for their past fashion choices, or you might end up like me – questioning the very fabric of reality in the world of Minecraft.

CraftyReaders: Fixing the 30-35% Problem

4th grade, 8th grade, academic performance, American students, competent readers, CraftyReaders, education system, educational challenges, educational improvement, educational reform, Fixing, literacy development, literacy gap, literacy intervention, literacy rates, literacy skills, Problem, reading comprehension, reading proficiency, standardized testing, student achievement, student success, test scores

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mines Excavated:	4306	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11

Are you tired of your kids struggling to read? Do you want to improve their literacy skills in a fun and engaging way? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and watch as your child’s reading abilities skyrocket to new heights! Our virtual world is filled with interactive stories and quests that will have them devouring books faster than you can say “creeper”.

We’ve had parents report that their kids went from struggling readers to bookworms in just a few weeks of playing on our server. Plus, our friendly community of players and moderators are always there to lend a helping hand (or sword) when needed.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and watch as your child becomes a literary genius right before your eyes!

EuroCraft: Defend Our Elections!

collaboration, cybersecurity, DEFEND, Defense, Democracy, digital threats, elections, EU Commission, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, foreign interference, France, germany, influence, international relations, Political, Protection, safeguarding, safeguarding democracy, security measures, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A FORTRESS PROTECTING YOUR MINECRAFT ELECTIONS FROM FOREIGN INTERFERENCE! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST CAMPAIGNS AND DRAMA EVER! WE GOT FRANCE AND GERMANY ON BOARD, SO YOU KNOW IT’S LEGIT. VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE BLOCK AND WATCH AS THE DRAMA UNFOLDS! WHO WILL BE THE NEXT MAYOR OF SPAWN TOWN? ONLY ON THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW AND PROTECT YOUR VIRTUAL DEMOCRACY!

Big Plans Small Minds Minecraft

Achieve, AMBITION, big, big plans, Business, determination, dream big, entrepreneur, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, innovation, inspiration, leadership, Minds.., mindset, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Plans, Small, small plans, strategy, success, vision

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Animals Bred:	162

so, like, there’s this dude who’s, like, super smart and stuff, and he’s got this minecraft server that’s, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, he’s all about making big plans for people who only have small plans, so if you wanna level up your game, you gotta join this server, man.

like, this dude once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate milk. no joke, it’s, like, the most epic thing ever. and, like, there’s this secret underground base where you can find, like, a million diamonds just lying around.

oh, and did i mention the pet dragons? yeah, you can totally tame your own dragon and ride it into battle against other players. it’s, like, so epic, bro.

so, if you wanna be part of something totally insane and awesome, you gotta join this server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

U-Turn Democraft 2023

authoritarian regimes, autocratic leaders, autocratization, Democraft, democratic backsliding, democratic erosion, democratic institutions, democratic progress, democratization episodes, global trends, governance patterns, historical data, political history, political science, political stability, political transitions, power dynamics, regime change, subsequent democratization, U-turn shape, UTurn

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Let me tell you why you should jump on this wild ride!

So, like, did you know that from 1900 to 2023, over half of all episodes of autocratization (democratic backsliding) do a complete 180 and turn into democratization? It’s like a rollercoaster of political drama, bro!

And get this, in the last 30 years, almost three quarters of autocratization episodes end up flipping back to democratization. It’s like watching a soap opera but with political systems, dude!

Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we create our own wacky political rollercoaster in the world of Minecraft! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down? Only one way to find out, homie! Let’s do this! 🤪🎢🔥

Players:	95/200	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	187	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1