Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication and respecting schedules? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize your work-life balance like no other!

Join us and never worry about your in-laws making last-minute lunch plans without consulting you first. We understand the struggles of balancing work, social life, and family obligations – that’s why we make sure to always check in with our players before making any plans.

Plus, we have special introvert-friendly events where you can recharge your social battery in the comfort of your own virtual home. No need to worry about running out of energy – we’ve got you covered!

So come join us on the most understanding and respectful Minecraft server out there. Your in-laws may not get it, but we do. See you in-game!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
Star Shards Collected: 240 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Ores Mined: 8597
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 New Chunks Explored: 237565
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 173 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Emeralds Found: 9392

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 174
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 29

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ores Mined: 8483
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Towns Built: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Villages Defended: 12 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 72
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 228
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 92

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 2105 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Runes Activated: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Falling into the Void: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 163 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Ether Blades Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 15

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1798
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Emeralds Found: 5057 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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