Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as watching a Jew eat lunch in a foreign country? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a whole other world just like this guy watching that Jew chow down on some falafel. Join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a surprise appearance from that lunch-eating Jew! Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down on our server – the only way to find out is to join us now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Enchantments Applied: 120 Magic Items Found: 8171

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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