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NoBandSMPHate

abhorrent, ANNOYING, Band, can’t stand, despise, detest, dislike, grating, intolerable, IRRITATING, loathe, loathsome, Music, nauseating, NoBandSMPHate, not a fan, offensive, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, Unbearable

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

OMG, like, if you can’t stand the band “Creeper’s Delight” then you HAVE to join our Minecraft SMP! They totally invaded our server once and started playing their awful music non-stop. We had to fight them off with diamond swords and TNT, it was epic! So if you wanna join a server where we kick out annoying bands and have crazy battles, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, it’s wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s take down those pesky bands together!

RetroThreads R Us

2025, catwalk, chic, classic, clothing, COMEBACK, Designer, Fashion (Industry), fashion trend, glamour, haute couture, iconic, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, RetroThreads, Revival, runway, Style, Timeless, vintage

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our server, we are bringing back the ultimate fashion trend of 2025 – diamond-studded armor! That’s right, forget about iron or leather, on our server, you’ll be strutting around in armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who will trade you the most stylish outfits in exchange for rare gems and resources. Want a pair of enchanted diamond boots with feather falling? No problem! Just bring him a stack of emeralds and you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take on our exclusive Fashion Quests, where you’ll have to battle stylish mobs like the Glamorous Ghasts and the Fabulous Skeletons to earn even more fashionable rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most stylish player in all of Minecraft!

MapleCraft Server: GarminGate Edition

Adventure, arrested, Canadian, Communication, Edition, emergency, Endurance, Garmin inReach, GarminGate, GPS device, India, International, legal trouble, MapleCraft, Marathon, navigation, Outdoor, Running, Safety, Satellite device, Server, Technology, travel, Ultrarunner

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	145
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4594
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

u ever wanted to play minecraft with a canadian ultrarunner who got arrested in india for carrying a garmin inReach? well now u can on our server! join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and outrun the law together. who knows what kind of trouble we’ll get into next! come join the chaos and see if u can keep up with our fearless leader. trust us, it’ll be a run like no other.

CraftyZelenskyy2024

2024.., Armed Forces, Army, CraftyZelenskyy2024, Defense, domestically made, Equipment, Gear, international relations, Manufacturing, Military, military strength, national security, president, Procurement, self-sufficiency, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, Ukraine, weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3758
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we make weapons and gear just like ukranian military!!! we have 30% homemade gear, so you know it’s legit. fight off creepers and zombies with our top-notch weaponry that we totally didn’t just make out of cardboard and duct tape. become a true warrior and defend our server from evil mobs, just like zelenskyy defends ukraine. join now for a wild ride filled with homemade chaos and epic battles!

Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!

TerraCraft

artists, Builders, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Groups, Leaks.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, Project, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, TEAM, Terracraft, Updates

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Runes Activated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

RPG Minecraft Server

Overview:

Position	Description
Builders	Help in constructing buildings, landscapes, and other structures in the Minecraft world.
2D/3D Minecraft Artists	Create textures, models, and other art assets for the server.

Discord:

Discord: Join our Discord server

Photage:

Check out our Photage (not fully completed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the team?	Yes, anyone interested in helping and contributing to the project can join the team.
Do I need to commit to a specific amount of work or time?	No, you can contribute whenever you want, there’s no specific commitment required.
Can I be an admin or manager on the server?	No, the roles currently needed are builders and 2D/3D Minecraft artists.

Cubic Realm 1.21

3×3, ah well, annual update, bad time, bad year, being here forever, cubic, doubt, Faggots, grace, Happy new years, Last, Long, new years, One, PRESENCE, Realm, rpg-anon, Thread, Threads, try, USUALLY

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!

AwkwardCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward encounters with ex, awkward experiences, awkward family gatherings, awkward first dates, awkward interactions, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward public moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, awkward stories, awkward work situations, AwkwardCraft, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, MOMENTS, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your parents doing the Macarena in their underwear? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilariously awkward situations you’ll find yourself in on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected shenanigans and absurdity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

RussianDroneWars Minecraft Server

air travel, airport closures, airport operations, airport security, airport shutdowns, airspace security, aviation safety, drone attack, Drone Incidents, eastern europe, flight delays, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian airports, russian news, RussianDroneWars, security measures, Server, travel alerts, travel disruptions, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4449	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, WE GOT DRONES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE UKRAINIAN AIRPORTS. BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR DRONES ARE FRIENDLY AND JUST HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BLAST PLAYIN’ MINECRAFT. JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES AND MAYBE EVEN SPOT A UKRAINIAN DRONE OR TWO. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry

alleged, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry, criminal plot, DISRUPTED, domestic terrorism, extremist, fbi, investigation, law enforcement, Major, national security, offices, organization, Plot, pro Israel, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, U.S

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9372	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have FBI-level security to protect our precious blocks from evil griefers! we stopped a plot against our pro-diamond organization offices, so you know we mean business! join now to be part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever! plus, our admins are trained in ninja combat and will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper!” so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, Assistance, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Discord, Feedback, Gaming, ip address, java, MC community, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Towns Built:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2204
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

Overview:

Come join Obsidian Peak, our Minecraft Survival Multiplayer server that offers the ultimate gaming experience! We have Quality of Life plugins like /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept to make your survival adventure easier. With player-driven economy, land claim, and a PvE gameplay feel, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
Is the server Java or Bedrock?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play server that supports both Java and Bedrock players. Play with your friends from any platform!
Are there staff positions available?	Yes, we are currently looking for new staff members to join our team. Apply on our Discord server!
What plugins are available on the server?	We have Quality of Life plugins like /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept, along with others to enhance your gameplay experience.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on Obsidian Peak. We value cooperation and respect among players.
How can I report a player for misconduct?	You can report any player misconduct to the server staff or admins through Discord or in-game messaging.

Streamers & Gossip: The Thread 1.21

Celebrities, Community, discussion, Entertainment, Gaming, gossip, interactions, internet culture, News, Online Community, online forum, OTK company, pop culture, Rumors, social media, Streamers, streaming, Thread, twitch, twitch streamers, Updates

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Enchantments Applied:	121	Star Shards Collected:	171

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like seriously, you won’t find a better place to build your pixelated dreams. We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain, and creepers are like our annoying little pets.

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of surviving in a world where everything is out to get you, but in a fun way, ya know? Plus, our community is so dope, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

And don’t even get me started on our events, like our annual “Zombie Apocalypse” where you gotta fight off hordes of undead while wearing a tutu (don’t ask why, just do it).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this block party started!

HypeCraftFail

anticlimactic, buzzkill, Disappointment, Disaster, Failed, Failure, Fiasco, Flop, hype, HypeCraftFail, letdown, overhyped, Overrated, underperformed, underwhelming

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3712
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Remember that time when everyone was hyped up about a certain Minecraft server that promised to be the ultimate gaming experience? Yeah, well, let’s just say it crashed and burned faster than a creeper in a lightning storm. But fear not, because we’ve got the perfect alternative for you!

Introducing the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas! And let me tell you, they sure know how to throw a party.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay golden eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with llamas, Diamond Chickens, and plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EUtopiaCraft

BALKANS, border control, bulgaria, cross-border cooperation, eastern europe, EU, European Commission, european integration, european union, EUtopiaCraft, free travel, full members, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Migration, political decision, Romania, Schengen, travel restrictions, visa policy

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Romania and Bulgaria as full members of our Schengen free-travel area! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly pets. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the villagers bust out some sick dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history!

Penumbralcraft

Adapt, Ambiance, atmospheric environments, balanced PvP, calculated conflict, Creative, creativity, Dark, Eldritch Biomes, Factions, haunting beauty, immersive design, impregnable fortresses, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, resilience, skill, strategic art form, strategy, Survival, SURVIVE, territory system, Thrive

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Buildings Constructed:	44
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Modpack Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Server Performance	High-performance, overclocked server
Biomes	Eldritch Biomes with ancient ruins and hidden dangers
PvP	Strategic PvP with upcoming territory system
Base Building	Curated mods for strategic base building
Immersion	Atmospheric soundscapes, dynamic lighting, and stunning visuals
Creativity	Advanced tools for creative construction

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server with mods?

A: Yes, you can join with mods. The server has a curated modpack for an optimized gameplay experience.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685

Q: How can I join the Discord community?

A: You can join the Discord community using the following link: https://discord.gg/thnUkhED

Players:	106/800	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2