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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6818 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 47 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 7821 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 474118 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!
Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.
So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!