| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 13573 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!
If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.
Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).
So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
1. Our server is so lit, even Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz from the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program are playing on it. That’s right, you can team up with these virtual legends and conquer the Minecraft world together.
2. Need some motivation to join? How about the fact that we have roaming minigames where you can recover lost data for the Cunning Hares? It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with more explosions and creepers.
3. Double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages? Um, yes please! Who wouldn’t want to rack up those resources like a boss and show off to all their friends?
4. And let’s not forget about the Vicious Dogs Within event, where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Because who doesn’t want to be rewarded for hanging out with virtual dogs all day?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your free Boopons before En-Nah swoops in and steals them all! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And don’t forget to use the redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT to unlock even more epic rewards. See you in the Minecraft world, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 1339 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join our server and contribute with your wildest scenarios, lewd pictures, or anything else that will make those gacha sluts blush! Who knows, you might even encounter a rare gacha girl in the wild and tame her to be your loyal companion in the world of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the gacha madness begin! Just remember, the crazier the story, the better the loot!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
