| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!
Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.
The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!
| Rule | Description |
|---|---|
| No Bullying | Treat all players with respect and kindness. |
| Respect Boundaries | Respect other players’ wishes. |
| No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission | Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited. |
| No Nether Roof Travel | Travel only underneath the nether roof. |
| Type | Mod | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Server Side | Sodium | Lag reduction |
| Server Side | Lithium | Lag reduction |
| Server Side | Ledger | Grief protection |
| Server Side | Leaves Us In Peace | Faster leaf decay |
| Server and Client Side | Simple Voice Chat | Optional proximity chat |
| Server and Client Side | Universal Graves | Makes graves instead of dropping items |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server. |
| Can I grief or steal from other players? | No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited. |
| Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether? | Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof. |
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?
Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.
2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.
4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.
But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 263 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 |
| Crops Grown: | 2767 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.
But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!
Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!
Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 9457 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 403 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
