| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 262 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4411 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 1576 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Emeralds Found: | 6349 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 689 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 5574 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2773 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6161 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 73 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6218 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 4286 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6523 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 99 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4303 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 8151 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 4528 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 79 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7605 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Animals Bred: | 90 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 117 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 3881 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9813 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Animals Bred: | 71 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9835 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 55 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 3483 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7875 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 6403 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 297 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9707 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 133 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
