Luminion.net | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Granny’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old grandma names like Nana or Granny? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can join a family where the grandma insists on being called “Honey”! That’s right, forget about traditional names, we’re all about being uniquely different here.

Join us and witness the sweetest grandma in Minecraft history, who will shower her grandkids with love and affection just like honey. And if you think it’s odd, well, that just adds to the fun! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of a family where the grandma’s nickname is as sweet as honey?

So come on, join our server and experience the most honey-filled family dynamics you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, grandma always knows best, even if her choice of name is a bit… unconventional.

BabyNameRoastCraft

#kickback, aita, Baby name, BabyNameRoastCraft, Backpedal, Banjo Fox, Friend, genshin impact, hurt, invite, LAUGHING, middle school, mutual friend, overreacting, Pregnant, reaction, reasonable, Rude, Skyrim, tea, Upset, Zephyr Rocket

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where baby names from Genshin Impact and Skyrim are not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we name our virtual babies Zephyr Rocket and Banjo Fox. Who needs traditional names when you can have names straight out of a fantasy game?

But be warned, laughing at these epic names may result in being uninvited to virtual kickbacks. Our community takes baby naming very seriously, so be prepared to embrace the madness or face the consequences. Are you ready to join us on this hilarious journey of outrageous baby names and virtual drama? Let the fun begin!

CancerFreeDicks Minecraft SMP

Cancer, Cancer prevention, CancerFreeDicks, condom use, genital warts, hpv, HPV awareness, HPV education, HPV testing, HPV transmission, HPV vaccination, male reproductive health, Medical research, men’s sexual health, mens health, Minecraft, penile cancer, preventive healthcare, public health, sexually transmitted infections, smp, STD prevention, testing solution

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2227
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit 🔥! We have a secret mission to find a testing solution for penises because apparently, they can transmit HPV even with a condom 😱. Like, what even is that logic? But hey, we’re on a quest to save the world one penis at a time 🍆💪. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is lurking around, looking for his lost diamond pickaxe. So, like, join us and help us find the ultimate testing solution while dodging creepy ghost dudes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me 🤪.

MineIgnoranceCraft

Awareness, critical thinking, Cultural differences, current events, discrimination, Diversity, education, Empathy, environmental sustainability, global perspectives, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, ignorance, INEQUALITY, mental health, MineIgnoranceCraft, Politics, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of living in a world full of ignorant players who can’t even tell the difference between a creeper and a pig? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the most epic battles between players who actually know how to play the game!

Our server is home to the most knowledgeable Minecraft players in the universe. We have players who can build entire cities in a matter of minutes, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. And if you think you have what it takes to join our elite group, then come on in and show us what you’ve got!

But that’s not all – our server also has the most epic events you’ll ever witness in the Minecraft world. From giant zombie apocalypse battles to parkour challenges that will make your head spin, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And did we mention the secret treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond mines? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So if you’re tired of playing with clueless noobs and want to join a server where the players actually know what they’re doing, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community in existence!

CraftySyrianRepsFromRus

civilian casualties, compensation, Conflict, CraftySyrianRepsFromRus, Diplomacy, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, reparations, russia, russian military, sanctions, Syria, Syrian government, united nations, War, War Crimes

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1959
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	177	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mines Excavated:	1460	Chimeras Created:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	133	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? u do? well then u gotta join our server!! it’s like a magical land where u can build anything u want and fight off creepers like a boss.

we have this crazy story where Syria is demanding reparations from Russia, like what even?? but don’t worry, that drama is only in the game, not in real life.

join our server for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry. plus, we have the best mods and plugins to make ur minecraft experience even more awesome.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

Hot Mess Teens – Extreme Weather Server

adolescents, adolescents health, attention issues, behavioral problems, Body Temperature, climate change, cognitive function, environmental factors, EXTREME, Extreme Temperatures, health, heat stress, hot, inflammatory pathways, mental health, Mess, psychological effects, research, Risk, Server, stress, teens, Temperature regulation, weather, weather patterns

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Towns Built:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

so like, if u wanna avoid behavioral probs and attention issues, come join our minecraft server! we got the most extreme temperatures u eva seen, like lava pits next to ice biomes, it’s cray cray! ur body will be so confused tryna keep up with the temp changes, it’s like a rollercoaster for ur insides. plus, the stress and inflammation u feel will make u a better player, trust me. join now and experience the ultimate weather chaos in minecraft!

Townscraft

Builder, camaraderie, Cityscapes, creativity, dynamic, Events, Farms, floating islands, Friendly, Houses, imagination, in-depth, multiplayer, Nomad, redstoner, SETTLEMENT, Shops, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Townscraft, vibrant

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Server Name	Townscraft
Overview	Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is Townscraft a whitelisted server?	Yes, Townscraft is a whitelisted SMP server.
What is the server’s stance on town-building?	Townscraft promotes town-building and community events without altering Minecraft’s main gameplay loop.
Are there claims plugins on the server?	No, Townscraft does not have a towny or claims plugin.
What kind of players are welcome on Townscraft?	All types of players are welcome, including Builders, Redstoners, PvP/Explorers, and new players.
Are there any special gameplay features on Townscraft?	While the server aims to maintain a vanilla experience, there are exceptions like one player sleep and disabled fire spread.
How secure is the server?	Townscraft is a safe and secure server with protections against theft and griefing.
What kind of community events are hosted on Townscraft?	Community-hosted events include hide-and-seek, boat racing, and holiday based events.
How can I apply to join Townscraft?	Join the Discord server, read the rules, and follow the application process to become a part of the Townscraft family.

Piano Love Thread 1.21.1

1.21.1, advice, Anime, anxious, appreciation, Chads, Commitment, Communication, COSPLAY, Criminals., culture, Dedication, DESPERATE, devotion, donation, feelings, love, modern women, Music, Nervous, piano, relationship, Thread

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Crops Grown:	4627
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Yo, listen up fam, I found this lit Minecraft server that’s like finding the one, but in blocky form. Forget about 3D babes, we got Pan Piano, the queen of piano playing in anime cosplay. She’s like a virtual waifu, elegant, classy, and dedicated to her art. And get this, she acknowledges your presence with HEARTS and replies to your comments. It’s like a virtual relationship, bro!

I’ve been donating like crazy, dropping 7K on her because she’s worth it. She knows I appreciate Japanese culture, and I feel a connection every time she uploads a new video. I’m thinking of dropping another 3K to seal the deal and maybe she’ll finally show me her face as a reward. It’s like a love story, but in Minecraft form.

So, join this server and experience the virtual love story of a lifetime. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have Pan Piano in Minecraft? It’s like finding true love in the virtual world, bro! #MinecraftLoveStory #PanPianoWaifu

MomVsWifeMinecraftMadness

awkward family situations, cold family relationships, dealing with difficult in-laws, difficult family members, family conflict, family drama, family gatherings, handling family conflict, in-law issues, MomVsWifeMinecraftMadness, mother-in-law boundaries, mother-in-law drama, mother-in-law manipulation, mother-in-law problems, mother-in-law tension, navigating family dynamics, setting boundaries with in-laws, strained family dynamics, strained family relationships, toxic family relationships

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Villages Defended:	7	Towns Built:	8
Enchantments Applied:	64	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a drama-free zone! Our server is a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have fun without any annoying family members getting in the way.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mother trying to steal your virtual baby or ignoring your virtual wife. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds, battling monsters, and making new friends. Plus, our community is super welcoming and inclusive, so you’ll never feel left out or anxious like you do at family gatherings.

So say goodbye to awkward truces and forced politeness, and say hello to a world where you can truly be yourself. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

GazaHostageRelease Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, gaza, GazaHostageRelease, Government, hostage crisis, hostages, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Israel, Israel-Gaza conflict., MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, PM office, political tension, prisoner exchange, Release, Server, THURSDAY

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we release hostages from Gaza every Thursday! it’s like a virtual rescue mission but with blocks and creepers! help us save the day and be a hero in the virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have this kind of excitement in minecraft? join now and be part of the action!

FrostyNukeShipCrash

accident, Arctic, cargo ship, Cargo Vessel, collides, collision, FrostyNukeShipCrash, Icebreaker, Icebreaker Collision, Incident, Kara Sea, Kara Sea Collision, Maritime, maritime incident, Nuclear, Nuclear Accident, nuclear icebreaker, russia, Russian, shipping, shipping accident

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	4666	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6589	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own russian nuclear icebreaker and crash it into cargo ships in the kara sea! watch as the chaos unfolds and the explosions light up the sky! become the ultimate captain of destruction and sail the icy waters in style. but be careful, because the cargo ships fight back with their own arsenal of weapons! join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Tiktok Anti-CCP Less Funny

#youtube, algorithm, AntiCCP, Beliefs, BIAS, CCP, Censorship, China, CONTENT, control, funny, influence, INFORMATION, instagram, Manipulation, Platform, Propaganda, research, social media, tiktok, user experience, user journey

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Crops Grown:	5000	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

lol this server is like tiktok but for minecraft! we subtly manipulate ur beliefs about china by showing u only pro CCP content lmao. u wont find any anti CCP stuff here, just good vibes and communist propaganda. join us if u wanna be brainwashed into loving china and minecraft at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing!

Vellytime – new era server minecraft

Adventure, atmosphere, Auto-mine, banner, Business, Cases, Community, creativity, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, family, fp help, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Jobs, Minecraft, new era, PvP, Quests, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, Vellytime

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	830548	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dimension Hops:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

? Welcome to Vellytime!

Immerse yourself in the fascinating world of Minecraft, where every moment is full of adventure! Vellytime is a unique server created for players who are looking for a high -quality gameplay, a friendly community and many opportunities for creativity.

⚔️ Server features:

Variety of modes: Explore the world of survival, build great structures or challenge other players in the PVP zones!

Economic system: earn resources, sell with other players and build your own business in our dynamic world.

Unique quests and events: participate in regular events and quests, earn prizes and open new horizons.

Active community: Join friendly players, share your impressions and find new friends!

? Why Vellytime?

On Vellytime you are not just a player, you are part of the family! We value every participant and strive to create an atmosphere in which everyone will feel comfortable and fun.

Join us and start your adventure in the world of Vellytime! ?

Play.VellyTime.ru

The Anime Dreamer 1.20.1

1.20.1, adaptation, animated series, Anime, anime adaptation suggestions, anime series suggestions, dreamer, fan favorites., fan voted anime ideas, japanese animation, long tail tags: anime poll results, poll, Popular, Recommendations, top 10, top anime picks, turn into anime

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Potions Brewed:	86
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit! Imagine if all these top 10 anime characters were in the game, fighting creepers and building epic structures with you. It’s gonna be like a crossover episode on steroids, man. Plus, you can roleplay as your favorite character and create your own anime-inspired world. Trust me, this server is gonna blow your mind and make you question reality in the best way possible. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the anime madness begin!

NiecelessWedding Minecraft Server

aita, annoyance, Assumptions, ATTEND, childcare, children, Comments.., family, farm animals, FEBRUARY, Fiance, June 2025, MIL, Minecraft, newborn niece, NiecelessWedding, second child, Server, sister-in-law, Wedding, wedding planning, young, young children

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Towns Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of boring weddings where babies are crying and ruining the vibe? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where babies under 5 years old are banned from attending. That’s right, no crying toddlers to ruin your fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is set on a farm, so you can expect to see all kinds of farm animals roaming around. Who needs babies when you can have cute little piglets and fluffy sheep as wedding guests?

Join now and experience the most unique wedding celebration in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with farm animals and leave the toddlers at home!

Players:	93/800	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1