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LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8539
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Items Found:	1025
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5405
Alien Abductions:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Potions Brewed:	110
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104	Buildings Constructed:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3953
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Emeralds Found:	4964
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Potions Brewed:	198	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	93	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mines Excavated:	1284	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Animals Bred:	174	Magic Items Found:	4069
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	3420
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

Players:	101/700	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0