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quix.network
Lumina
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CraftyParentNoSupport
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people actually have real-life drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we promise outrageous storylines and insane adventures!Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your virtual daughter is trying to escape her abusive virtual ex. You offer her a virtual home, virtual rent-free living, and even virtual childcare. But wait, there’s a virtual twist! She decides to ditch her virtual child and run off to another virtual state to live with her virtual boyfriend! Can you believe the virtual audacity?
But that’s not all! Get ready for virtual drama as you confront your virtual daughter about her virtual decisions. Will she listen to reason or will she continue down the path of virtual chaos? Join our server now to find out!
And hey, if you ever need help getting out of a sticky situation on our server, don’t count on virtual mom to bail you out. She’s had enough of virtual shenanigans and is taking a virtual stand! So come on, join the madness and see what outrageous adventures await you on our Minecraft server!
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Oil Tanker Rejectors
so, like, come join our totally rad minecraft server where we reject oil tankers sanctioned by the US on friday! we’re all about that eco-friendly vibe, man.imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant oil tanker appears outta nowhere, but don’t worry, we’ll kick that sucker out faster than you can say “creeper”.
plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. like, one time, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it was both hilarious and impressive.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, then come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Nitro Oxy Poop Zone
haha come join our epic minecraft server where the atmosphere is 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, and also a few tons of bird poop like wtf that’s crazy right? imagine playing minecraft surrounded by bird poop, it’s like a real life adventure! also did i mention we have flying pigs and dancing llamas? yea, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig while watching llamas bust a move. join now for the ultimate wacky minecraft experience!
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OrphanCraft: 2.9 Mil & Counting
Are you tired of being a lonely orphan in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build a family of blocky characters who will never leave you! With over 2.9 million children already experiencing the death of a parent or grandparent, you’ll fit right in with our grief-stricken community.But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from your real-life sorrows. Build a virtual family, explore new worlds, and fight off pixelated monsters with your newfound friends. Who needs real parents when you have a Minecraft family to support you?
Join now and escape the harsh realities of orphanhood with our wacky and welcoming Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?
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PokeTrials – Cobblemon
Embark on a Pokémon Journey Like No Other – Welcome to PokeTrials! A custom-developed adventure blending Pokémon Go mechanics with a unique Cobblemon twist. Test your skills in automated gyms, explore elemental regions, collect AURA Pokémon, and shape a vibrant world alongside our community.
Your adventure starts here!
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