LumeMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RageQuitRaverGF

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2808	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	909	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	217976
Enchantments Applied:	231	Buildings Constructed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1680
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Alien Abductions:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	6587	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Divine Spears Created:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ores Mined:	4138	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Potions Brewed:	196	Dragon Eggs Found:	4332
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Potions Brewed:	191
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	229	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Magic Items Found:	1914

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Players:	97/900	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3