LukoilCraft Minecraft Server

LukoilCraft Minecraft Server

so, like, u know how orban was all like “i’m gonna crush ukraine in this lukoil spat” but then it’s like, nah bro, ukraine ain’t havin it. so now orban’s arguments are crumbling like a jenga tower in a hurricane.

join our minecraft server and u can be like orban, trying to flex on everyone but ending up lookin like a fool. build your own lukoil empire and watch it crumble before your very eyes. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like orban’s failed diplomacy.

come on, join us and see if u can do better than orban. probably not, but hey, it’ll be a fun time anyway. plus, we have llamas. lots of llamas. so why not give it a shot? what’s the worst that could happen? (spoiler alert: it’s probably not as bad as orban’s situation right now)

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
Magic Items Found: 6027 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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