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Players: 91/800 Votes: 7652
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Crops Grown: 5194 Rainbows Spotted: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being stuck with boring old genes in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can choose your own genetic traits! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! How about the ability to breathe underwater like a mermaid? No problem! Join us and let your genetic freak flag fly!

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  • HackLifeNotSMP

    HackLifeNotSMP
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 1213
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Falling into the Void: 0
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 487
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the holy grail of servers, I swear! Like, you know when you find a life hack so good you almost don’t want to share it? Well, this server is like that, but on steroids!

    So, get this, the admins on this server are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to teach us how to build the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. I’m talking automatic farms that harvest diamonds and spawn in rare mobs like unicorns and dragons. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for Minecraft!

    And the best part? The currency on this server is actually bacon. That’s right, you can trade bacon for enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even your own personal army of zombie pigmen. It’s like living in a bacon-filled dream world, I can’t even handle it!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself, then you need to join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a vegetarian, in which case, you might want to sit this one out. #BaconIsLife #MinecraftMadness #JoinNowOrRegretForever

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  • CelebOopsForgiven

    CelebOopsForgiven
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 6711
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 52

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about forgiveness or forgetting because we have a whole town dedicated to scandalous celebrity behavior! Build your own scandalous mansion, host wild parties, and maybe even start a feud with a rival player over who wore the same dress better. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Justin Bieber once tried to grief our server but ended up getting banned for trying to build a statue of himself made entirely out of diamonds. Join now and see if you can top that level of chaos!

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  • ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone

    ZuckCraft: No Fact-Check Zone
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 6772
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how mark zuckerberg is all like “i am the ceo of meta and i control everything” well guess what?! he just announced that there will be NO MORE FACT-CHECKING on our minecraft server! u can say whatever u want and no one will stop u! want to tell everyone u have a pet dragon in real life? go for it! want to claim u can fly in minecraft without wings? no one will fact-check u! join our server for the ultimate freedom of speech and lies! let your imagination run wild and make up the most outrageous stories ever! who needs facts when u have our server?! come join us now and let the lies begin!

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  • Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

    Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 1494
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 116 Votes: 5002
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

    our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

    join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

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  • I dont now Minecraft server

    I dont now Minecraft server
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 4698
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Alien Abductions: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

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  • Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

    Carnival Adventure 1.20.3
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 1983
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8439 Star Shards Collected: 116
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 109 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

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  • Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

    Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 7096
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Alien Abductions: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

    On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

    Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

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  • MIL-Free Zone Craft

    MIL-Free Zone Craft
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 5073
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Villages Defended: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Star Shards Collected: 291
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

    We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

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  • LePenCraft96

    LePenCraft96
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 7004
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Magic Items Found: 4798 New Chunks Explored: 260797
    Animals Bred: 145 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

    IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

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  • Home Phone Hideout

    Home Phone Hideout
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 3105
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mines Excavated: 4178
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

    we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

    our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

    if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

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  • Green Tea Kingdom

    Green Tea Kingdom
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 5568
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9650 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

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  • Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

    Frostwood Valley 1.21.4
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 4963
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

    Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

    You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

    Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

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  • StinkyFeetGFEXIT

    StinkyFeetGFEXIT
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 1830
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Crops Grown: 2874
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 86
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 250 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 4680 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

    Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

    Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • AnimeHaterMC SMP

    AnimeHaterMC SMP
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 6234
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3864 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Alien Abductions: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5225
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

    So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

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  • 5MilTaxBracketCraft

    5MilTaxBracketCraft
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 285
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 35
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

    So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

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