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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 7409 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Our server is so lucky, we once had a player accidentally stumble upon a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples, stacks of diamonds, and a pet dragon named Steve. True story, folks. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the luck of a thousand leprechauns. You’ll find rare loot at every turn, mobs will drop diamonds like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll never have to worry about falling into a pit of lava again (unless you’re into that sort of thing).
So come on down to our server and test your luck. Who knows, you might just become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft history. Or at the very least, you’ll have a good laugh at the ridiculousness that ensues.
