New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Join the GREATEST or WORST Minecraft Server—Are You Prepared to Question Everything?

Welcome to the abyss, dear traveler! Here in our pixelated wonderland, you’ll discover that life is but a mere illusion, and reality is nothing but a fabric of colorful blocks woven by the insane. This server is either the pinnacle of creativity or the end of everything you hold dear. No one knows! But what we do know is that if you join, your very existence may be expanded or exquisite—like choosing between the left sock of a three-legged zebra and the right eye of a sentient muffin! It’s all the same, is it not? Plunge into madness!

Features That Will Bend Your Mind!

Feature Likelihood of Existence Effect on Reality
Craft Creeper Cookies: Eat them to explode your dreams! 97.3% imaginary Potentially causes hallucinations about pizza.
Nether Portal to the Moon: Only opens on Tuesday afternoons. Zero dimensional Transports you to a dimension where gravity is subjective.
Intergalactic Villagers: Trade with them to receive existential dread! 51% true, 49% lies May lead to profound existential crises.
Cursed Enchantments: Level 9 enchantments turn you into a potato. 100% terrifying Enhances your abilities in potato-hearing.
Phantom Cows: They moo in your nightmares! Eternally existent Your childhood will flash before your eyes.

FAQ—Confusion is the Only Answer!

Q: How do I join the server? A: You must first unlearn what you think you know about joining. If you’re not in the void, the void will not be in you. Simple as that!

Q: Is there a community? A: Community is an illusion created by the committee of shadows. Whether you feel inclusive or excluded is merely a reflection of your own existential crisis. Welcome to both sides!

Q: What’s the server’s theme? A: Themes are irrelevant! The real question is, what color is the sound of your anguish? Perhaps a plaid whistle of despair? Or a neon sigh of joy?

Random Glimpses into the Mind of Madness!

“You know, I used to be confused why I was a man. I felt a bit jealous of women even.”

“So what if we lose a little hair and have less flattering bodies. Men, we’re lucky.”

“Years later, I realize just how lucky I am.”

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Utvanilla Fun Zone {18+} {NA}

    Utvanilla Fun Zone {18+} {NA}

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    # Welcome to UTMC!

    Server Type: Vanilla Whitelisted: Yes Platform: Java Region: NA Age Requirement: 18+

    UTMC is all about that pure vanilla fun! This world is for everyone, whether you love to build big, team up, or just chill. We want fresh faces who are ready to be part of our cozy crew.

    ### What You Can Do: – Build: Create your dream base. – Explore: Find new lands and secrets. – Roleplay: Live out your stories. – Automate: Make cool farms. – Optimize: Get the best out of your game.

    Join us and leave your mark!

    ### Key Features: – No Map Resets: Your builds stay. – Tight-Knit Community: Make friends. – No Intrusive Rules: Play how you want.

    Ready to join? Apply Here

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  • The Penguin Network [Modded] {Fun}

    The Penguin Network [Modded] {Fun}

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    The Penguin Network [Modded]

    A tight knit community full of nice folks, great builders, and maybe some blood sacrifices!

    Discord: Join Us!


    What We Offer:

      • Time-Based Ranks: Get cool commands like /fly and /god!
      • Leaderboards: Show off your skills!
      • Custom Quests: Take on new challenges!
      • Custom Plugins: Unique features just for you!
      • Resetting Farmworld: Explore pregenerated lands for cool finds!
      • Secrets Galore: Discover hidden treasures!

    Server Features:

      • Multiple Home Slots: Set up to 3 homes!
      • /rtp Command: Random teleport to new spots!
      • Fully Pregenerated Dimensions: No waiting around!

    Our Servers:

    All The Mods 9

      • IP: atm9.ihatemy.live
      • Version: 1.0.8

    All The Mods 10

      • IP: atm10.ihatemy.live
      • Version: 4.2

    MC Eternal 2

      • IP: mce2.ihatemy.live
      • Version: 1.1.0.2

    Join Us!

    We are hosted in Germany, but our crew is from all over! We love to help new players, so don’t be shy! (Just watch out for those sacrifices) Check our site for more info: ihatemy.live

    New Stuff Coming Soon!

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  • Zenith Minecraft SMP {Java} Fun!

    Zenith Minecraft SMP {Java} Fun!

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    Zenith Minecraft Server [SMP] {Java}

    Welcome to the Zenith Minecraft Server! 🌟

      • New Server: Just started yesterday!
      • Player Limit: 15 peeps max.
      • Join: Just hop into our Discord, fill out the form, and you’re in!
      • Always On: Server is up 24/7!

    Server Type

      • Survival Semi-Anarchy: Not full chaos like 2b2t. Focused on good ol’ vanilla Minecraft.
      • Voice Chat: Simple Voice Chat for easy talk.

    Tech Stuff

      • Version: 1.21.8
      • Mods: Fabric and Simple Voice Chat are a must!

    Links

    Java Only! Get ready for fun! 🎮

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  • CruzCraft Earth Realm [Smp]{faction}

    CruzCraft Earth Realm [Smp]{faction}

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    🌍 CruzCraft Earth Realm 🌍

    CruzCraft is a Bedrock realm set on a cool Earth map. The goal? Make or join a nation and grow it to rule the land! You can fight, chat, or team up to take over.

    What You Get:

      • Add-ons: Cave Dweller, Gravestone pack, and Furniture add-ons
      • ⚔️ Nations & Wars: Start a nation with just 2 peeps! No limit on players. Make any type of rule you want. Wars are cool, and you can put bounties on foes!
      • 💰 Economy: No global cash, but your nation can make its own. Tax your people if you wish!
      • Religions: Follow or make any faith you want. Cults are cool too!
      • 🏗️ Building: Build what you like in your nation! Show the owner your stuff, and you might get cool rewards like diamonds!
      • 👑 Active Owner: Keeps things fair and fights griefers. Loves to hear how to make the realm better!

    World Opened: 5/28/2025

    Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/h8xN9PYy8J

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  • Davidscloud Fun SMP PvE Hub 13+

    Davidscloud Fun SMP PvE Hub 13+

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    ### Welcome to Davidscloud!

    SMP | Network | PvE Java & Bedrock | Latest Version Location: U.S.A. | Age: 13+

    #### About Davidscloud: Davidscloud is a chill spot for gamers. It’s all about fun, no pay-to-win junk. This Minecraft server has been around since 1.7.10 and plans to stick around for a long time.

    #### Player Protection:Grief Prevention: Start with 2,000 blocks to claim. Earn 120 blocks every hour. – Safe Pets: Your pets are safe too! – Admin Help: Got a problem? The friendly admin team is here to help.

    #### Quality-of-Life:Banking System: Earn interest for every hour you play. – Market: Spend your cash at the Survival Spawn. Find fish, potions, wood, and more!

    #### Multiple Worlds:Explore More: Not just one world! Check out the new Amplified World for crazy caves and cliffs. – Future Plans: Event World and Creative Plot World are coming soon!

    #### Cross-Play Fun: Java and Bedrock players can now join in! Play with friends on any platform. More players mean more fun!

    #### Got Questions? Join our Discord to learn all about the server, commands, and rules.

    #### Join Us!Vanilla IP: dscgames.net | Port: 25565 – Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132

    For a connection guide, check our Discord!

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