| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 3910 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 53 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
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| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 2300 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Farms Harvested: | 148 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 57 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1000 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 2684 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 1184 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 2202 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 183 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 20 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 182 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7915 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4122 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2564 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9466 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 9029 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 2478 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 1062 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8462 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 180 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4546 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 270 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2341 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 2908 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 123 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
