| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8557 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 175 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1259 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 150 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2665 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 278 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 3394 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 696887 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3680 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 81 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 2036 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | New Chunks Explored: | 700706 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 166 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 5066 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8188 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 1134 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 47 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8531 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8866 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 | Votes: | 5173 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 4549 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 3462 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 875003 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 8253 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 1205 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8923 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
