LucidSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Crops Grown:	8808
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	Long-Term SMP
Version	1.21.4 (when datapacks update)
Focus	Long-term gameplay and making video content
Mods Allowed	Client side mods like Tweakeroo, Litematica (easy-place allowed)
Age Requirement	18 or older
Rules	No griefing, stealing, cheating, or PvP without agreement

FAQ

Who can join the server?

We are currently looking for YouTube content creators to join our Long-Term SMP server. Non-content creators with a portfolio are sometimes considered.

Are there any age restrictions?

You must be 18 years or older to join the server.

What mods are allowed on the server?

We allow client side mods like Tweakeroo, Litematica (easy-place allowed), and other similar mods.

How long has the server been online?

The server has been online for 4 years and is still active.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

Basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, or PvP without agreement. Additionally, keep your branding YouTube family friendly.

MineCraftMates: RIP US Alliance

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? We’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs or a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.

And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!

MineCrafty Brain Boost

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Animals Bred:	50
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never develop dementia cuz you’ll be too busy crafting and mining for diamonds! our players have reported a 99% decrease in forgetfulness and a 100% increase in epic gaming skills after just one week on our server. plus, our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about the real world and never want to leave. join now and say goodbye to dementia forever!

HumbleCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4026
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Server Name	HumbleCraft
Server Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Player Age Requirement	18+

Overview:

HumbleCraft is an 18+ Minecraft SMP server with a small but active community from around the world. The server is vanilla with selected data packs and mods for an enhanced gameplay experience.

What to Expect:

Welcoming community
Thriving shopping district
Exciting gaming district
Player-driven lore and events

Join Requirements:

Must be over 18 years old and a decent person. Discord is required for server communication and voice chat is a bonus. Full rules available on Discord server.

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 18 years old and above.

Q: What mods and data packs are used on the server?

A: The server uses mods like single player sleep, more mob heads, armour statues, custom item models, etc.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by following the invitation link on the Discord server and meeting the age requirements.

Q: Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

A: Yes, please refer to the Discord server for a full list of rules and guidelines for the server.

Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2365	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

Account.., Agreement, balance, BetsAndDebts, BETTING, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, Greed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, opinion, Peacekeeping, roulette, Server, Trust, Winnings

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	111	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!

LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mines Excavated:	3612	Villages Defended:	14

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mines Excavated:	2503	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	New Chunks Explored:	522736
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Crops Grown:	6202
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mines Excavated:	1738	Buildings Constructed:	32
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!