| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.
so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?
So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
AtlantikMC is a Survival and Towny server with Advanced Systems. Bedrock (Mobile) entry is available.
IP: oyna.atlantikmc.com WebSite: https://atlantikmc.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Ub75TrAKcw/
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!
But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?
Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!
| Players: | 95/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).
We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3037 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 102 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.
come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3903 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.
if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.
plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 160 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 36 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
