Survival Server with Guilds, Animated Custom Bosses, Quests, Dungeons, Nature Sounds, Custom Texture Pack, Beautiful GUIs and randomly generated structures (Overworld, End & Nether)
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 98 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?
But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 463 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 5167 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.
But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 187 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
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| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us for our Patch 7.1 update where we introduce new features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers that shoot out confetti!
But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Trove events where you can hunt for rare treasures and Fall Guys competitions where you can race against other players in wacky obstacle courses.
And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups and events like the Roleplaying Meetup at The Dairyu Moon Gates or the Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Red Requiem and Kamen Rider Zero-One.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.
So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join our insane Minecraft server where bipolar episodes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Build your virtual world while navigating the ups and downs of your own mental state. Connect with other players who understand the struggle of wanting a friend but also hating people with a fiery passion.
Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces your contradictions and chaotic energy?
So come on, join our server and let’s create a world where mental breakdowns are just another part of the game. Who knew therapy could be this fun?
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground laboratory where players are conducting experiments to create mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of players who have built a fully functional roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret society of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.
So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate in Minecraft madness, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the true genius of our players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
