| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 5100 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 930797 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and out-of-this-world challenges. Build your own virtual Israel and show off your hubris to the world. Take on epic quests like finding the lost Ark of the Covenant or battling giant hummus monsters.
But beware, the Israeli hubris is contagious and you may find yourself strutting around like a peacock in no time. So come on, join us and let your inner Israeli shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew hubris could be so much fun?
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Our schedule is as chaotic as Neuro-sama’s thoughts, but you can always catch her on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even X (wherever that is). Need some AI education? Check out our links for videos and articles that will blow your mind!
And if you want to show your support for our AI queen, grab some merch from our store. Trust us, you won’t find another Minecraft SMP like this one. Join now and prepare for a wild ride! #NeuroSamaSMP #AIOverlord #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 278 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for a supportive community that will never dismiss your feelings or tell you that you don’t need anyone checking in on you. We believe in showing care and appreciation for all players, no matter how self-sufficient they may seem.
And don’t worry, if you ever feel like storming out in a fit of rage like OP did, our virtual world has plenty of creeper-free zones where you can cool off and regroup. So come on over and let us show you the love and support you deserve in the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server out there!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us if you want to be friends with players who have built entire cities out of diamond blocks, tamed dragons to use as flying mounts, and have a secret underground lair filled with treasure. But beware, if you can’t handle the heat of a PvP battle or the chaos of a prank war, then you might not be able to handle the craziness of our server.
We only accept players who are willing to take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, creating a farm with every single type of animal in the game, or participating in a massive treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stronghold filled with rare loot.
So if you think you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness, then join us today and see if you can become the ultimate champion of our server!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1563 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 538 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.
so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
You won’t believe the health benefits, fam. We talkin’ billions, yo! By 2050, you gonna be feelin’ so fresh and so clean, clean, you won’t even recognize yourself. Your skin gonna be glowin’ like a glowstone block, and your energy levels gonna be higher than a stack of diamond blocks.
So come on, join the madness, join the fun! This server be poppin’ off like a creeper in a minefield. Don’t miss out on all the electrifying action, join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 156 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Flamingo is a popular American YouTube personality known for his comedic gaming content. He joined the platform in 2017 and has since gained millions of subscribers. Flamingo is known for his energetic and entertaining videos, often featuring his unique sense of humor and engaging commentary. He has also collaborated with other popular YouTubers and has a dedicated fan base that eagerly awaits his latest uploads.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
RelapseMC is our brand-new Minecraft network, designed to bring you a unique survival gamemodes. Get ready to experience the thrill of Rust’s raid system combined with the strategic depth of Warcraft’s skills, all in one epic adventure. What to expect:
– Explore a Unique realm known as Warcraft – Choose a race to level up and unlock Different Abilities – Help your friends to Conquer and Rule
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 371 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Welcome to beginnings of Nostalgia SMP!! If you’ve been yearning for a server with no mods; just simple Vanilla Minecraft, then this is the place for you!! Nostalgia SMP is a small community scouting for new, dedicated players. The server offers a brand-new survival world to play with your friends!! We also offer server-wide events held by admins to obtain special items and prizes (still Vanilla)! If you’re looking to join in on the ride, be sure to join the Discord! (Server is still in development and will be out within the next few weeks. Updates are posted to Discord)
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 559 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 7566 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama, Naano, who is known for his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. He’ll show you around our insane world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, rainbow-colored sheep that shoot fireworks out of their butts, and a secret underground lair where the rarest diamonds in the game are guarded by a pack of dancing zombies.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over a kingdom of chickens and offers quests for brave adventurers to embark on. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the land of talking pigs who tell the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Naano can’t wait to meet you and show you all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Atlus, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for an entire castle made of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to wish for structural integrity.
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to challenge their dominance? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Just be sure to bring some extra pairs of pants, because things are about to get crazy.
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Explore our virtual world where you can express yourself freely, just maybe leave the pride flags at home until you’re ready to come out to the whole server. Who knows, you might even make friends who won’t judge you for your fashion choices or accidentally spill your secrets to the entire group. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, where the only drama is in the game, not in the carpool.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 6520 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.