| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8202 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 657498 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?
But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 133 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.
Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 424 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.
But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!
But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8067 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1382 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 96 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.
plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.
join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 21 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).
join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4671 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 6586 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 159 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.
But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 290 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 275 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 200 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?
So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8539 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.