| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 7483 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1317 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8979 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 3562 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 6608 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 8056 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 1846 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9363 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5262 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 8735 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 2337 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 401 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 197 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Votes: | 1139 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 110 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5830 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Votes: | 3358 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8579 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 42 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 4305 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 2859 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 981331 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 3093 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 8146 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 118 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5825 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 8098 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2256 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 75 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮
| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4943 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Votes: | 6925 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!
If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 6122 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 110 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.
