Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

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Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Crops Grown:	6647

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	52	Meteorites Collected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Dimension Hops:	12
Crops Grown:	1561	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	517929

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3209	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

play.bendersmc.co

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

play.carboncraft.xyz

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Updated November 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.