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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3744 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
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