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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2001 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only tax you’ll have to worry about is the tax on your creativity. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with llamas who will never judge you for your questionable building choices.
Forget about healthcare, here you can respawn as many times as you want without any pesky medical bills. And as for gender equality, well, let’s just say our cows don’t care what gender you identify as when you’re trying to milk them.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join us now and let the insanity begin!