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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8928 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”