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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4471 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8193 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 139 |
And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.
Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.
So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.