LoveCraftedTrading

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is building epic structures and fighting off creepers! Forget about all that relationship drama, we’re here to have a good time and mine some diamonds.

Join us for a chance to win virtual diamonds by completing crazy challenges like building a castle made entirely of TNT or riding a pig off a cliff. Who needs nagging when you can have gagging… on all the laughter you’ll experience on our server!

Don’t worry about doing chores or taking care of anyone but yourself in the game. We promote self-love and self-care by letting you focus on your Minecraft adventures without any distractions.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of gagging (from all the jokes, of course). See you in the game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Emeralds Found:	7711	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster through a volcano. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the level of insanity we bring!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a rebellion against the chickens that have taken over the server. Join their cause and fight alongside them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dragon’s SMP Dogma 2

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t have dragons or dogmas, but we do have creepers and crafting, which is basically the same thing, right? Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while also trying to remember where you left your diamond pickaxe.

Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DrivewayNoWalkies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the longest driveways in all of block land! Tired of your neighbors constantly walking on your property? Join us and enjoy the luxury of a never-ending driveway that no one will dare to trespass on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the villagers are jealous of our spacious lots. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself tried to sneak onto our server just to get a glimpse of our epic driveways.

So why wait? Join now and claim your spot on the most coveted server in Minecraft history. Just be sure to watch out for any wandering players looking for a new place to take a stroll – our driveways are off-limits for anyone but our elite members.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WeddingCraftUber

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always on the menu? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us and experience the thrill of being left out of wedding photos, having your husband walk down the aisle with his ex, and not even being assigned a seat at the reception! Who needs a boring old wedding when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Plus, if you ever need to make a dramatic exit like calling an Uber with blaring music, we’ve got your back. And don’t worry about causing a scene – drama is our middle name!

So come join our server and experience the wild ride of virtual weddings and friendship drama like never before. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

UnhealthyEatsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and steals them all! Or maybe you’re building a beautiful castle when a giant chicken comes stomping through, demanding tribute in the form of golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cursed Cactus of Doom, rumored to grant wishes but at a deadly cost. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our crazy SMP and prepare for the unexpected. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Buildings Constructed:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CreeperConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly you hear someone’s private time session through their mic. But wait, it gets better! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now for a chance to witness the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

OrbansCraft: No Surrender to Russia

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are so lit, even Hungary would have yielded to Russia? Like, imagine a world where the players are so OP that even political advisors are like “whoa, these peeps are next level!” Join us and be part of the epicness, where alliances are formed, battles are fought, and friendships are forged in the fires of creativity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something legendary, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Youthful Time Travelers – Age Hide-and-Seek

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come join our minecraft server, where we time travel like a bunch of confused chickens! we’re constantly trying to be in places we ain’t supposed to be, like sneaking into the adult table at thanksgiving dinner or trying to fit into our old high school jeans. it’s like we’re stuck in a never-ending game of hide-and-seek with time itself, always running after that elusive youthfulness. do we even know how to just chill and enjoy the present moment? nah, we’d rather be building epic castles and fighting dragons in minecraft. so come on over and join the madness, because who needs to live in the real world when you can escape to our crazy minecraft universe?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Planet SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Planets, Crates, and Fair Gameplay! Join Now for Ranks and Dungeons Galore!

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Planet SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Adventure
Goal	Unlock planets using in-game currency
Features	Crates, cosmetics, dungeons, community
Discord	discord.gg/planetsmp
Store	Planet SMP \| Home
Server IP	play.planetsmp.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I unlock planets?	Collect in-game currency through dungeons or tasks
Are there cosmetics available?	Yes, there are cosmetics to enhance your gameplay
Can I join the community Discord?	Yes, join discord.gg/planetsmp
Is real money involved in unlocking planets?	No, only in-game currency is used

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	227	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Runes Activated:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magic Items Found:	4879	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Star Shards Collected:	135	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HezbollahHaterCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!