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Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dragons Tamed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Falling into the Void:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dimension Hops:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9527
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5128	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	348
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2527
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Votes:	6836	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Enchantments Applied:	110	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	286	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Animals Bred:	56	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	494	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9938
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Animals Bred:	130
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	115
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Players:	97/600	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Emeralds Found:	5203	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dimension Hops:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3