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GoatSMP

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[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	558039
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Disastrous Fall Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We guarantee that you will never experience a more disastrous fall than ddfag, because on our server, the falls are so epic they’ll make you question your entire existence.

Join us if you want to embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures that will make you pee your pants in fear. Our server is so intense that even the bravest players have been known to run away screaming like little babies.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond mine, and mysterious portals that will transport you to alternate dimensions where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most chaotic, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, you can’t beat ddfag’s fall, but you can certainly try!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Browns Are Ruining Technology Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those pesky browns ruining all your high-tech gadgets and gizmos? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict anti-brown policy! No more brown blocks messing up your redstone contraptions or brown sheep eating all your crops. Join us and say goodbye to the tyranny of the browns!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs and summon armies of feathered warriors to do its bidding. Will you be able to tame this mighty fowl and harness its incredible powers for your own gain?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the endless ocean of Minecraft? That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be riding on the shell of a massive reptile as it navigates the treacherous waters of the blocky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other, where the browns are kept at bay, chickens reign supreme, and turtles are your trusty steeds. See you in game!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2433
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TV Troubles Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant statue of a creeper that accidentally blew up half the server! Or the time a group of players tried to ride pigs off a cliff, thinking they could fly like in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is so addictive, even a toddler with a spray bottle couldn’t tear themselves away! Just like how one player’s son went on a rampage, spraying water all over their TV while they were busy putting their other kids to bed. Talk about a waterlogged TV drama!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a toddler on a sugar rush, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like broken TVs, angry boyfriends, and streaky screens. It’s all part of the fun on our Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BabyBlockBully

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have more drama than a kpop fan feud!

We have a player named Stephen who is obsessed with a virtual Lisa from BlackPink, and he’s causing more chaos than a creeper explosion. But don’t worry, our pregnant player is ready to kick him out faster than you can say “redstone.”

Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even naming your in-game baby can lead to a showdown. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being constantly harassed by mobs in Minecraft just because you’re too good-looking for your own good? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience a world where being attractive actually works in your favor – mobs will be too busy admiring your beauty to attack you! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon has a crush on anyone with a high level of attractiveness, so you might just win the game by being too good-looking. So come on, join us and show off your stunning looks in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	6466	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NightmareCraft

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Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or had a run-in with a zombie horde that just wouldn’t quit? Well, fear no more because on our server, we guarantee that the only thing you’ll be running from is laughter! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the fun begin!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CUBEVILLE – Vanilla 1.5.2 Minecraft Server

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A pure vanilla server with a minimal set of plugins.

The world is limited to 2500 blocks in each direction, as well as a bunch of small islands and a giant ocean.

Each player has access to logs `/co i`

P.s. Before you come in, please read the rules, they are available on Discord.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LuckyGem: The Server Where Diamonds Are So Last Season! Join Now for a Gem-tastic Adventure!

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LuckyGem SMP Overview:

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.21
Plugins	None
Whitelisted	Yes
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you must apply via our Discord. Click the link above to join.
Are there any game altering plugins?	No, we do not use any game altering plugins on our server.
Is teleportation allowed?	There is no teleporting plugin. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel.
Is there an economy plugin?	No, we do not have an economy plugin. You can claim a stall and participate in a trust-based diamond economy.
Is there a land claim plugin?	No, you can simply find a free spot, mark it out, and start building.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Crops Grown:	4944
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cocky Trans Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually care about your personal life choices? Well, look no further! Join our server where being trans and lusting after cock is not only accepted, but encouraged!

We have a special TNT event where you can blow up your entire life in a virtual world and still come out on top. Who needs respect or dignity when you can have a blast (literally) with your fellow players?

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Celebrity Minecraft SMP Board

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So, picture this: a Minecraft SMP where all the players are secretly famous celebrities! That’s right, we’ve got Taylor Swift building a mansion next to Elon Musk’s redstone contraption extravaganza. And guess what? They all browse 4chan! Can you imagine the chaos that ensues when Kanye West starts a prank war with Jeff Bezos? Join our server for a chance to rub virtual elbows with the rich and famous, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker where Bill Gates and Beyoncé are plotting world domination through pixelated blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Emeralds Found:	6741
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SeditiousCraft: 1stConviction

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come join our epic minecraft server where we make wearing seditious t-shirts a crime! be the first to get convicted under our hilarious security law for sporting rebellious fashion choices. join now for a chance to be the most stylish prisoner in all of minecraft land! #fashionpolice #minecraftconviction #rebelwithacause

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Potions Brewed:	69	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FoodieCraft: Chemically Delicious

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Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be cookin’ up some wild adventures like a chef on steroids! We got 3600 chemicals flyin’ around like confetti at a rave, just waitin’ to be discovered in our food contact packagin’ and cookware. And get this, 25% of ’em chemicals have been spotted chillin’ in humans like they own the place!

We got groups like bisphenols and PFAS struttin’ their stuff like they own the runway, while them synthetic antioxidants and oligomers are playin’ hide and seek like sneaky little ninjas. Ain’t nobody knowin’ what they up to in our bodies, but we be on a mission to uncover their secrets!

So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than a cat in a top hat, come on over and let’s unravel the mysteries of these crazy chemicals together! Who knows, maybe we’ll discover the recipe for immortality or turn into mutant superheroes. The possibilities are endless, just like the chemicals in our food contact stuff!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	5151	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a dragon who loves to photobomb your selfies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Reactors: A LSY, Rosaria, and Frederick. These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to save the world from any blocky threat that comes their way.

And if you’re looking for some epic loot, look no further than our server’s rate ups. We’ve got SSR characters like Dorothy, Skia, and Joo Shiyoung ready to join your team and kick some serious pixel butt. Plus, our ASSR characters like Swan and aRosa are so powerful, they can mine diamonds with their bare hands.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful of that dragon, he’s a real prankster.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Secret Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging straight down and hoping you don’t fall into lava? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the diamonds don’t matter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic potion. True story. If you join us, who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party room where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s lit, literally. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. Just watch out for the trapdoor that leads to a pit of angry chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Buildings Constructed:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6