So, like, we got this amazin’ Minecraft server that will activate ALL the parts of your brain, not just six types of love but like, ALL of ’em! It’s like a brain workout, but way more fun cuz you get to build stuff and blow stuff up.

Join our server and feel the love flow through your brain as you interact with humans, animals, and even nature. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening, right? Plus, we have the most epic pixel art of heart emojis you’ve ever seen. It’s like, love at first sight, man.

So, if you wanna activate all the love in your brain and have a blast doin’ it, join our server now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, amirite?

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  • CraftyOrthodoxTreason

    CraftyOrthodoxTreason
    join dis epic minecraft server where we got ex-MP’s, leaders of Russia-affiliated Ukrainian Orthodox Church, and even charged with treason!!! u can build ur own treasonous empire, betray ur friends, and start a revolution against the mods!!! come join us for some scandalous fun and chaotic gameplay!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on dis server!!!

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  • Flat Mountain Boulder Fun

    Flat Mountain Boulder Fun
    Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Sisyphus is the main dude? Yeah, that’s right, we got the OG boulder pusher himself chilling in our server, just eroding mountains like it’s his job. And you know what? He’s looking for some new recruits to help him out!

    Join our server for the chance to push boulders with Sisyphus, climb mountains, and maybe even have a dance party at the peak. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with this guy leading the way. Plus, rumor has it that if you help him out enough, he’ll grant you three wishes. Yeah, THREE WISHES.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Sisyphus is waiting for you, and he’s got a boulder with your name on it. Let’s do this!

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  • ObeseCraft: Glutide Hospital Escape

    ObeseCraft: Glutide Hospital Escape
    join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like takin semaglutide and liraglutide but for ur gaming addiction! u won’t need hospitalization for playin too much cuz dis server got u covered. we got potions dat make u invincible and fly like a majestic dragon. forget about approved meds, dis server is da real deal. come join us and level up ur gaming experience to infinity and beyond!

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  • Conquest [smp]

    Conquest [smp]
    Server NameConquest SMP
    Version1.20
    FeaturesSMP, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Backpack Upgrades, Towny, Community Events
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    About Conquest SMP

    Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Experience custom features like Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, and more. Join a friendly community and participate in exciting events!

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    What is Slimefun?Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a new experience by introducing advanced machines, magical artifacts, and unique crafting systems.
    How can I expand my inventory?Use backpack upgrades to carry more items and customize your storage space.
    What are custom enchantments?Enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance and increased speed.
    What is Towny?Towny allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles to conquer the land.
    Are there community events?Yes, participate in community-driven events, challenges, and contests for prizes and fun.

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  • PainMeds4Wifey Minecraft Server

    PainMeds4Wifey Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and medical crises? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard!

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