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Players: 108/400 Votes: 6297
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Villages Defended: 6
Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and ready to find your player 2? Look no further than our wild and wacky SMP! Our server is filled with love and laughter, just like a romantic relationship.

Join us and express your love for your fellow players by building heart-shaped houses, sending virtual love letters through in-game chat, and even organizing surprise weddings in the virtual world. Who needs Tinder when you have our SMP to find your perfect Minecraft match?

So come join us and let your love for Minecraft and your fellow players bloom in the most hilarious and heartwarming ways possible. Who knows, you might just find your player 2 and live happily ever after in our crazy virtual world!

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 3378
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Towns Built: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Alien Abductions: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 7218
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 8216
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Potions Brewed: 96
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 9433
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 6176
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Potions Brewed: 139
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Dragon Eggs Found: 8562
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Ores Mined: 4536
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 6427
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 525 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 631094 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 139
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 7118
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 4057
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 16
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Dragon Scales Harvested: 344
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 4221
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 7690
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1937 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 5629
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 6454
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 9769
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Animals Bred: 166 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 1480
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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