LoveCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

long tail tag, Minecraft, Official, pony, smp, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Star Shards Collected:	83	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SandwichSis Minecraft Server

aita, bullying, Disrespect, family dynamics, favoritism, game development, Golden Child, Grandparents, Gymnastics, Jealousy, Manners, Minecraft, parental love, Resentment, sandwich, SandwichSis, School, Server, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Support

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchantments Applied:	218
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

abortion, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DAUGHTER, disagreement, Eye, family, husband, in-laws, loyalty, mommas, MONEY, Party, relationship, Secrets, SisSneakNoMore, sister, Support, Trust, Understanding, watchful

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

Adventure, BUILD, CraftyCraze, creativity, dream life, Exploration, Explore, freedom, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, learning, leisure, luxury, Passion, Peace of mind, personal growth, philanthropy, Relaxation, self-care, travel, Volunteer work, wellness

If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Buildings Constructed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DesertingTroopsMC Server

Arrival, Conflict, Defection, deserting, DesertingTroopsMC, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Frontline, global news, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military deployment, military intervention, north korean, political tensions, security threats, Server, Troops, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1586	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

UkrainianDroneDrama

Conflict, drone operators, eastern europe, Hostilities, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Justice, Loss, Military, Murdered, Peace efforts, political tensions, russians, Tragedy, tragic events, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneDrama, Victims, War Crimes

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4808	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Touching Universe Craft

Connection, Cosmic, cosmic energy, cosmic existence, cosmic interconnectedness, cosmic touch, cosmic unity, Craft, Existence, interconnectedness, interconnection, Interdependence, oneness, touching, Unity, unity of all things, Universal Connection, universal oneness, universal touch, Universe, vastness

so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

blocky, Blunders, confusion, Curiosity, Development, Event, Happened, Happenings, Incident, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, occurrence, Server, Situation, unexpected

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

aew, aew dynamite, aew dynamite return to glory, aew fans excitement., anticipation, boom, Broadcast, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, former glory, long tail tags: aew dynamite ratings, Minecraft, professional wrestling, professional wrestling entertainment, Ratings, RETURN, smp, sports, television, Time, wrestling, wrestling ratings.

Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Love Letters Sent:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MotelBlockerCraft

AGGRESSIVE, aita, custody, DISRUPTED, drug addicts, ex cons, halfway house, Homeless, LANDLORD, Lawyer, legal bill, Motel, MotelBlockerCraft, preventing, rules, school district, Son, tent, VIOLATION, visitations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

adhd, ADHD awareness, ADHD diagnosis, ADHD diagnosis rate, ADHD medication, ADHD medication access, ADHD medication availability, ADHD medication barriers, ADHD medication challenges, ADHD medication difficulties, ADHD medication issues, ADHD medication shortage, ADHD prevalence, ADHD statistics, ADHD treatment, adult adhd, adulting, Craft, diagnosis in adulthood, Fun, mental health, Mining, prescription medication, stimulant medication

So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

action, Adventure, Echoes, Echoes of Wisdom, FANTASY, forum, Game, legend of zelda, long tail tag, Minecraft, Nintendo, right now, role playing, Server, Tag, Thread, threat, tri-rod, Urgency, video game, whack, wisdom, Zelda, Zeldas

Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Touchdown Minecraft SMP

american football, boxing, classification system, Football (Interest), football basics, football classification, football rules, how to get into american football, learning american football, Minecraft, MMA, rules, smp, sports, sports basics, sports classification, sports interest, sports learning, sports rules, sports understanding, touchdown, understanding american football

Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Niblings Rescue Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, anti-choice, child abandonment, child custody, child neglect, child welfare, childfree, family betrayal, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family pressure, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Niblings, PRESSURE, rescue, Server, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets child rearing! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of Brenda, Sarah, James, Jack, Jane, and Tara.

Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?

Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TurkeyCraft2021

🤣 Welcome to the most dramatic Minecraft server ever! Are you ready to join a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further!

👶 Picture this: you and your Minecraft hubby just had a baby, but oh no, the in-laws are causing chaos over the baby’s name! They wanted a tradition where each generation alternates grandparents’ names, but you and your hubby said “nah” and chose a name they didn’t like. Cue the drama!

📱 Blocking family members on your phone? Check. Awkward holiday gatherings? Double check. This server has it all! Join us for a wild ride of family drama and baby name battles.

🤯 Will you stand your ground like a Minecraft boss and protect your little one’s name? Or will you cave under the pressure of family expectations? The choice is yours on this outrageous Minecraft server!

💥 So come on and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of family drama and guilt trips? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! #MinecraftFamilyFeuds #BabyNameBattleRoyale 🍼

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Animals Bred:	34
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45