Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

New Minecraft Servers

  • ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”

    ”> No Vidya Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

    Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

    So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Towns Built: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cool Minecraft SMP Name

    Cool Minecraft SMP Name
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the UFC Heavyweight Champ, the WWE Undisputed Champ, AND the WWE World Champ all playing together! Imagine battling it out in PvP against these absolute legends of the ring. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some wrestling tips while you’re at it. Join now for a chance to challenge these champs to a duel and show them who the real Minecraft master is!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Dimension Hops: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Dragon Scales Harvested: 319

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DadSnatchedVacayFUN

    DadSnatchedVacayFUN
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate the underdogs and outcasts of the family!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the drama of family vacations and secret trips to Aruba. Who needs a tropical getaway when you can build your own paradise in Minecraft?

    Don’t let your mom’s favoritism get you down, join our server and show her who the real boss is! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even your dad will want to join in on the fun. Let’s stick it to the man and create our own family vacation in the world of Minecraft!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s show the world that being the forgotten sibling is just a stepping stone to greatness in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Ores Mined: 2566 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TimeTravelerSMP

    TimeTravelerSMP
    If you could time travel for one day, would you go back to the time when creepers were just cute little green blobs who wanted to be your friend? Or maybe you’d go forward to a time where pigs rule the world and demand sacrifices of bacon every morning? Join our Minecraft SMP and you can time travel to all these wacky scenarios and more! Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a portal to the Nether? Come join us for some timey-wimey shenanigans and let’s make history… or mess it up completely!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 86
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DreamCrafters

    DreamCrafters
    Have you ever dreamt of riding a pink llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie chickens with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the wackiest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to wake up from this dream come true!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Villages Defended: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Animals Bred: 21
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • TechRace Minecraft Server

    TechRace Minecraft Server
    LOL join dis minecraft server if u wanna uncover da secrets of da international ‘race science’ network! we got US tech bosses secretly fundin’ dis shiz, makin’ it all shady and stuff. u can be a detective and solve da mystery while buildin’ epic structures and trollin’ ur friends. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs in dis server, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in da Minecraft world!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4558 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 35

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CommieCraft: Red Army Edition

    CommieCraft: Red Army Edition
    join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops teaming up with russian army to dominate the virtual world! watch as pyongyang fully enters the war against other players, building massive bases and launching crazy attacks. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate battle for supremacy! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Runes Activated: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server

    Dolphin Breath Blowholes Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where dolphins blow microplastic fibers out their blowholes like confetti at a party. it’s a wild ride of underwater adventures and plastic pollution! dive deep into the ocean and discover hidden treasures like plastic bags and straws. build a plastic empire and rule over the sea creatures with your plastic scepter. join now for a chance to be crowned the plastic king of the ocean! dolphins are waiting to welcome you with their plastic-infused breath. come on, what are you waiting for? dive in and make a splash on our server!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Infinite Cobblemon

    Infinite Cobblemon

    Dive into the pixelated world of Infinite Cobblemon, where the thrill of exploration meets the endless possibilities of automation! This unique modpack blends the beloved Cobblemon mod with an array of powerful tools and features, setting the stage for an unforgettable adventure.

    Key Features:

    Catch ‘Em All with Cobblemon: Discover and capture a variety of adorable Cobblemon as you traverse diverse biomes. Each creature has unique abilities and can be trained to battle against wild Cobblemon and other trainers!

    Engineering Marvels with Create Mod: Build intricate machines and automated farms to streamline your resource gathering. Create mesmerizing contraptions, from conveyor belts to elaborate mechanical systems, all while enhancing your Cobblemon journey.

    Efficient Storage with Applied Energistics: Tired of cluttered inventories? Utilize the powerful AE system to manage your items and resources. Craft your own storage network to keep your Cobblemon supplies organized and accessible at all times.

    Epic Adventures with Dungeons & Structures: Explore a plethora of dungeons and structures scattered throughout the world. Each location is filled with challenges, treasure, and rare Cobblemon waiting to be discovered. Gear up and prepare for epic battles against mobs and bosses!

    Versatile Exploration with Sophisticated Backpacks: Never run out of space while exploring! Equip yourself with sophisticated backpacks that not only expand your inventory but also offer various crafting capabilities. Customize your backpack to suit your adventure style.

    Join the Adventure: Whether you’re battling trainers, exploring vast landscapes, or building amazing contraptions, Infinite Cobblemon offers endless fun and creativity. Gather your friends, embark on quests, and experience a world where the thrill of discovery knows no bounds!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Mines Excavated: 3942
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 443 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half-baked, version 1.20, No Hacks, No Map Resets, located in EU!

    Simply Vanilla <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/suitcase/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

    We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

    IP: simplyvanilla.net

    Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

    Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

    Map size: 10 TB+

    What escaping spawn looks like:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

    Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is hacking allowed on the server? No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla.
    How long has the server been online? Since 2019.
    What is the map size? 10 TB+
    Can I join the server’s Discord community? Yes, you can join the Discord community using the link provided.
    Is the Nether accessible in the server? Yes, Nether-roof is accessible on Simply Vanilla.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 300

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Paradise Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves? Look no further than our server, where we take hunting games to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for epic hunting adventures in our virtual world, where you can track down elusive prey and relive the nostalgia of classic hunting titles. Our featured games include theHunter: Call of the Wild, where you can immerse yourself in beautiful open-world environments and witness realistic animal behavior. Share your favorite reserves, hunting tips, and memorable moments with fellow hunters!

    If you’re a fan of a more authentic, grind-based hunting experience, then theHunter: Classic is the game for you. And for those looking for a real challenge, Way of the Hunter offers detailed animal AI, tracking mechanics, and lifelike environments that will put your hunting skills to the test.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the nostalgic arcade-style fun of Cabela’s Games and share your favorite moments from Dangerous Hunts. Who knows, you might even have a wild story or two to share!

    Join us for tips and tricks on getting that perfect shot, the best loadouts, gear, and strategies for each game, and multiplayer hunting experiences that will leave you howling with excitement. And don’t forget to share your real hunting stories, pics, and vids – the crazier, the better!

    Whether you’re a seasoned hunter or just starting out, our server is the place to be for all things hunting. So grab your gear, sharpen your skills, and get ready to join the wildest hunt of your life!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Zombie Dances: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods

    The Slavic Minecraft SMP Gods
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because on this server, slavs are GODS. That’s right, we have a secret underground society of slavs who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. Rumor has it that they can build a castle out of dirt in less than 10 seconds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of llamas who have formed their own political party and are running for mayor. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas for mayor. And let me tell you, their campaign promises are wild. Free hay for everyone!

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Legend has it that only those with the purest of hearts and the dankest of memes can find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where slavs reign supreme and llamas run for office. It’s gonna be a ride you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftySabotage Minecraft Server

    CraftySabotage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly your friend’s sneaky wife eavesdrops on a top-secret conversation and tries to steal a million-dollar deal! Talk about scandalous! But hey, drama makes the game more exciting, right?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of backstabbing, betrayal, and big bucks (in-game, of course). Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 120
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • DressGate: Mom Edition

    DressGate: Mom Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life craziness. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious moments, and non-stop fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and their lives were never the same. They battled dragons, built towering castles, and even rode pigs into battle. And guess what? They all found true love in the game, without any size 3 dresses involved!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. They’ve traded in their explosive tendencies for dance parties and cake baking competitions. Who knew creepers had such hidden talents?

    So, if you’re tired of dealing with drama queens like Gigi’s mom and just want to have a good time, come join us on our server. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a strict “no body shaming” policy, so you can leave your “aspirational” dresses at home. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 36
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Falling into the Void: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • HeartbreakCraft SMP

    HeartbreakCraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed by your significant other in Minecraft? Join our SMP where relationships are banned because we all know they only lead to heartbreak and stolen diamonds! Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and focus on building epic structures without someone stealing your enchanted gear or accidentally setting your house on fire. Plus, who needs love when you have a thriving virtual community of players who will always have your back (unless there’s a zombie apocalypse, then all bets are off)? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to endless possibilities in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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