first off, we have a chicken that can quote shakespeare!!! yeah, that’s right, 🐔💬 he struts around reciting “to be or not to be” while laying eggs of pure GOLD!! who needs diamonds, amirite?? join, and u might even score a golden egg! maybe it’ll have a supernatural power to help u build a gigantic tower of pizza! 🍕🗼 (and yes, it will be extra cheesy)
secondly, there’s a secret underwater city made entirely out of candy!!! 🍬🏙️ it’s guarded by a tribe of mermaids that only allow entry if u can solve the riddle of why the sheep crossed the road! hint: it’s not for the chicken dinner…
and let me tell ya about the enchanted pig!!! 🎩🐷 this dude can fly, and if u ride him, he’ll take u to the land of infinite tacos! 🌮 like, you’ll NEVER run out! perfect for when you’re feelin snacky and need something to munch while you build ur 7-star hotel made of cake!!
oh oh oh!!!! 🚀 we also have the annual competition for the most insane roller coaster, and trust me, last year’s winner used a portal to the nether and ended up in space. i mean, like, who doesn’t wanna ride a coaster that SCREAMS while facing a wither???!!!
and beware of the creeper festival!!! 🎉💣 they drop confetti bombs instead of explosions!! but don’t be fooled, they’ll accidentally scare the life out of u while lookin cute, but it’s okay – we all need a little heart attack once in a while, right?!
so grab ur pickaxe and come join the chaos! come for the crazy parties, stay for the flying pigs and learn the riddle of the sheep! u won’t regret it!!! 🚀🎉💎✨ BE THERE OR BEE SQUARE!!! 🟦
# Modern Anarchy