first off, we have a chicken that can quote shakespeare!!! yeah, thatโs right, ๐๐ฌ he struts around reciting โto be or not to beโ while laying eggs of pure GOLD!! who needs diamonds, amirite?? join, and u might even score a golden egg! maybe itโll have a supernatural power to help u build a gigantic tower of pizza! ๐๐ผ (and yes, it will be extra cheesy)
secondly, thereโs a secret underwater city made entirely out of candy!!! ๐ฌ๐๏ธ itโs guarded by a tribe of mermaids that only allow entry if u can solve the riddle of why the sheep crossed the road! hint: itโs not for the chicken dinnerโฆ
and let me tell ya about the enchanted pig!!! ๐ฉ๐ท this dude can fly, and if u ride him, heโll take u to the land of infinite tacos! ๐ฎ like, you’ll NEVER run out! perfect for when youโre feelin snacky and need something to munch while you build ur 7-star hotel made of cake!!
oh oh oh!!!! ๐ we also have the annual competition for the most insane roller coaster, and trust me, last yearโs winner used a portal to the nether and ended up in space. i mean, like, who doesnโt wanna ride a coaster that SCREAMS while facing a wither???!!!
and beware of the creeper festival!!! ๐๐ฃ they drop confetti bombs instead of explosions!! but donโt be fooled, theyโll accidentally scare the life out of u while lookin cute, but itโs okay – we all need a little heart attack once in a while, right?!
so grab ur pickaxe and come join the chaos! come for the crazy parties, stay for the flying pigs and learn the riddle of the sheep! u wonโt regret it!!! ๐๐๐โจ BE THERE OR BEE SQUARE!!! ๐ฆ