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VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN

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come join our minecraft server where we demolish villas like putin’s for fun because we’re scared of ukrainian attacks! we have crazy pvp battles and build battles where the winner gets to launch a missile at their opponent’s base! join now for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server! who needs putin’s villa when you can have a minecraft kingdom of your own?!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BlockyLife Rises Slowly

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Lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Love Letters Sent:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

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Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Star Shards Collected:	162
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5340

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join Enival?	To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
Is Enival a vanilla server?	Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
Can I use teleportation commands?	No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
How can I communicate with other players?	Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6623

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ParentalRoastCraft

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Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Mines Excavated:	3454
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ParentalPiggybacker

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Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	133	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
New Chunks Explored:	620032	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6