Love Bytes Server

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so, like, this server is like, soooo lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, the scientists are all like, “yo, our brains react differently to love, man.” and we’re all like, “whoa, dude, that’s deep.” but, like, on this server, our brains react to love in the most insane ways, bro.

like, when you join this server, you’ll feel a love so strong, it’ll activate all the neural pathways in your brain at once. you’ll be building with blocks and mining for diamonds, but also feeling the love of a thousand suns. it’s like, next level stuff, man.

and, like, the different types of love on this server are wild, bro. there’s, like, platonic love where you’ll be giving your buddies virtual hugs and high fives all day long. then there’s, like, romantic love where you’ll be crafting love letters out of redstone and roses. it’s, like, a love fest up in here, man.

so, like, if you wanna experience a love like no other, come join this server, bro. your brain will thank you, and your heart will be overflowing with joy. it’s, like, a love revolution, man. don’t miss out on the craziest love-filled Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9661
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyLove: The Key to Happiness

Commitment, compromise, CraftyLove, emotional connection, forgiveness, growth together, Happiness, healthy communication, Honesty, Intimacy, key, long term relationship, love, loyalty, mutual respect, Partnership, patience, quality time, strong foundation, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

The key to a long and healthy relationship is joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found their soulmate while building a pixelated castle together. They lived happily ever after, mining diamonds and slaying creepers side by side. So if you’re looking for love, adventure, and a whole lot of blocky fun, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your player two.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ElecCraft EU-Tariff-Free GermLand

Automotive Industry, Chinese, Competition, decision, Economy, ElecCraft, electric vehicles, EU, european union, EUTariffFree, export, germany, GERMLAND, global trade, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, market, opposition, Politics, Tariffs, Trade, Voting

Haha, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We got pigs that fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that moo in perfect harmony.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Germany is voting against EU tariffs on Chinese electric vehicles just to get in on the action. That’s right, Angela Merkel herself said, “I gotta get me some of that sweet, sweet Minecraft madness!”

So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch would be jealous. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ancient Rock Microbe Mine

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Yo, imagine you join dis Minecraft server and you find living microbes in a 2-billion-year-old rock! Like, what even?! It’s like a science experiment gone wrong but in a totally awesome way. Join us and uncover the mysteries of ancient life while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s rock this server together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Iperios: Where we fight over blocks and pretend it’s important. Whitelist only!

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Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	Join the discord and ask for whitelist. Read the message in #info-new-players for ip and starter information.
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ

How can I create my own nation?

To create your own nation, you can join the server and follow the instructions given by the staff. You will be able to establish your own form of government, laws, and ranks within your nation.

What are Geopolitical resources in the game?

Geopolitical resources are resources that can be conquered in-game, providing income for the expansion and development of your nation. These resources are essential for gaining geopolitical power and conquering new territories.

What plugins are available on the server?

The server features several plugins including Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants. These plugins enhance gameplay and provide additional features for players.

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you must first join the discord and request a whitelist. The server IP and starter information can be found in the #info-new-players channel. Once whitelisted, a staff member will guide you and provide a beginner kit to get started.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Nether itself! Join now for a chance to forge your own name like Xilonen, the Name Forging Master!

We’ve got more updates than a villager’s trade menu! Check out our latest version 5.1 trailer, “The Rainbow Destined to Burn.” It’s hotter than a blaze in a desert temple! And don’t miss our 4th Anniversary Theme Song, “Passing Memories” by Faouzia. It’ll make you feel all the feels, just like when you accidentally hit a wolf in the woods.

But wait, there’s more! Join our Xilonen Web Event, “Urgent Orders,” where you’ll have to fight off hordes of zombies to save the villagers. And don’t forget about our 4th Anniversary Web Events, “Starlight Reverie” and “Teyvat’s Special Delivery.” It’s crazier than a creeper party at a TNT factory!

Our current character banner features Kinich, Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, Thoma, and Kujou Sara. They’re ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches that will leave you breathless. And with our weapon banner, featuring the Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning, you’ll be slicing through mobs like a hot knife through butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use our redeemable codes for Primogems and other epic loot! Don’t miss out on the fun, because this server is crazier than a chicken jockey riding a spider! See you in the game, and may your diamonds be forever shiny!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

COLE PALMER Minecraft SMP TO PLAY AT LEFT BACK – ENGLAND MANAGER

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new cow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, that chest was cursed! Suddenly, a horde of zombie pigmen appeared and started chasing them around the server, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere they went. It was a wild ride, but that player eventually defeated the pigmen and became a hero among the server community.

So, if you want to experience crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even uncover some cursed loot, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our pixelated world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Farms Harvested:	399
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

UpsettingPeopleMC SMP

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Are you tired of being a boring, law-abiding citizen in the world of Minecraft? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us if you want to steal your neighbor’s diamonds, prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens, or start a llama army to take over the server. The possibilities are endless when you’re part of our crazy community.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and claim all the riches for yourself? Or will you team up with other players to uncover the mystery together?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world, so be prepared for the unexpected at every turn.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2424	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Divine Spears Created:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCreeperz

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Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where everything is hilariously messed up in the best way possible!

Ever wanted to ride a chicken into battle? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Our chickens are equipped with diamond armor and are ready to take on any foe.

Think mining for diamonds is too easy? Try mining for exploding watermelons instead! Watch out for those sneaky melons, they’ll blow up in your face if you’re not careful.

And don’t even get us started on our zombie villagers. They’ve formed their own village and are throwing wild parties every night. Join them for a dance-off or try to steal some of their loot, if you dare.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but normal, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TokyoCraft: No Customer Abuse Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, Tokyo just approved dis ordinance to prevent abuse by customers in Japan’s 1st! like, u don’t wanna be abused by customers, right? so come join us and build ur own safe haven away from all dat craziness. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. trust me, u won’t regret it. join now before the abuse by customers gets outta hand!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MissileCraftEU

arms control, ballistic missiles, Diplomacy, EU, european union, foreign policy, global security, international relations, iran, Media, MIDDLE EAST, military technology, missile proliferation, MissileCraftEU, nuclear weapons, political tensions, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, security threats, united nations

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the EU is talking about it? well, this server is so epic that even Iran is tryna get in on the action by supplying us with ballistic missiles. like, how insane is that? u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. plus, who knows what other countries will try to get in on the fun next? join now before the whole world is talking about us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Co-op: Prosocial Paradise

#sustainability, Business Success, collaboration, collective well-being, community well-being, coop, corporate culture, Crafty, economic performance, ethical leadership, long-term success, new paradigm, organizational behavior, organizations, Paradise, Prosocial, prosocial behaviors, research findings, self-interest, short-term gains, social responsibility, societal impact, sustainable growth, teamwork

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE ARE LIKE THOSE PROSOCIAL BUSINESSES BUT INSTEAD OF MAKING MONEY WE MAKE BLOCKS!

WE PROMOTE COLLABORATION AND WELL-BEING, SO YOU BETTER BELIEVE WE GOT THE BEST COMMUNITY OUT THERE. WE DON’T CARE ABOUT SELF-INTEREST, WE CARE ABOUT BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND HAVING FUN!

PLUS, WE HAVE A LEGENDARY STORY ABOUT A CREEPER WHO LEARNED HOW TO DANCE AND NOW HE’S THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. YOU WON’T FIND THAT KIND OF ENTERTAINMENT ANYWHERE ELSE!

SO IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING SPECIAL AND BUILD SOME CRAZY BLOCKY CREATIONS, JOIN US NOW! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! 🤪🎉🔥

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dimension Hops:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

What is the IP for FGTeeV Minecraft Server?

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FGTeeV is a popular family gaming and toy unboxing YouTube channel created by Vincent Carter and his wife Samantha. They are known for their entertaining and humorous content showcasing video game playthroughs, challenges, reviews, and unboxings. FGTeeV has amassed a large following of dedicated fans, with millions of subscribers and views on their channel. Their family-friendly videos appeal to viewers of all ages, making them one of the most beloved YouTubers in the gaming community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Melio SMP: Where Whitelists are as exclusive as a VIP club and plugins are as minimal as my attention span

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Server Overview
Hi, we’re a whitelisted community SMP on JAVA 1.21 that has nothing but plain ol’ survival minecraft. It is for those who are looking to just play minecraft with little plugin fuss, no drama, and relive the same experience as that one private server with your friends from 6 years ago. We have: No teleportation or warps A trust system – no land-claiming or protection (we prevent griefs and theft by building this community on people we can trust) A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc. Custom world generation: the TerraformGenerator plugin Diamond-based economy and shopping district A world from March 2024 with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting! Events – e.g. treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

Server Overview

Hi, we’re a whitelisted community SMP on JAVA 1.21 that has nothing but plain ol’ survival minecraft. It is for those who are looking to just play minecraft with little plugin fuss, no drama, and relive the same experience as that one private server with your friends from 6 years ago. We have:

No teleportation or warps
A trust system – no land-claiming or protection (we prevent griefs and theft by building this community on people we can trust)
A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc.
Custom world generation: the TerraformGenerator plugin
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
A world from March 2024 with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting!
Events – e.g. treasure hunts, build contests, tournaments

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t. Application takes about 5 minutes and will be reviewed within the same day.
What is the server’s philosophy?	Our philosophy is to keep the core experience vanilla and to keep the server centered around the community.
Are there any plugins on the server?	We have minimal plugins to maintain a vanilla experience, with the exception of TerraformGenerator for custom world generation.
Is there a land-claiming system?	No, we have a trust system in place instead of land-claiming or protection. Griefs and theft are prevented by building a community based on trust.
Is there an economy on the server?	Yes, we have a diamond-based economy and a designated shopping district for players to trade and purchase items.
Will the server world ever reset?	We do not plan on resetting the world, providing a sense of longevity for players to build and explore without the fear of losing progress.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	569	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	6	New Chunks Explored:	418895
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ladies’ Choice Minecraft Server

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Are you a woman looking for a Minecraft server that will fulfill all your wildest dreams? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept blokes who are exactly 1.8 metres tall with a 15.2 centimetre willy and make a whopping $76k quid. Why, you ask? Because it’s proper mad, mate!

Join us on this insane journey where only the most specific and outrageous criteria will get you in the door. Build your dream world with fellow players who meet these ridiculous requirements and see just how wild Minecraft can get. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Real Estate Market Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in a boring old dirt hut? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP has the hottest real estate market in the game! We’ve got mansions, castles, and even underwater villas up for grabs. And rumor has it, if you build your house on a diamond block, you’ll never have to worry about creepers again!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in feathers and eggs. Joining our SMP means you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his title as the rightful ruler of all poultry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a run-in with the infamous Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.