LoungeWearUpgrade | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WalkOfShameCraft

aita, Cooking, Dinner, enjoy cooking, friendship, frozen pizza, Harsh, Hosting, Humiliation, insult, Meal, overreacted, Petty, prepping, Professional Chef, Seasoning, takeout, walk home, WalkOfShameCraft

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crops Grown:	3913
Votes:	7880	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of hosting dinner parties for ungrateful guests like Mark? Join our Minecraft server where you can kick out anyone who insults your virtual cooking skills! No more frozen pizza comments here, only fun and supportive players who appreciate your in-game culinary creations. Plus, if someone tries to walk home in the game, we’ll teleport them back to you just for laughs. Don’t let the Marks of the world bring you down, come join us for a deliciously good time!

InsecurityCraft SMP

abandonment, biggest insecurity, body image issues, comparison, criticism, fear of failure, fear of rejection, imposter syndrome, inadequacy, InsecurityCraft, intimacy issues, lack of confidence, overthinking, perfectionism, public speaking, self esteem, self worth, self-doubt, smp, social anxiety, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9235	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and build giant statues of llamas. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I know, right? And the best part is, everyone on the server wears pink tutus on Wednesdays. It’s like a fashion show every week, I swear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on a wild adventure together, dude! #MinecraftSMPGoals #TutuGang #ChickenWishes 🐔💎🦙

MineCraftMarathon

Burnout, career goals, Dedication, exhaustion, FATIGUE, hard work, job commitment, job satisfaction, labor hours, longest shift, MineCraftMarathon, Overtime, perseverance, productivity, time clock, Time management, work ethic, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Have you ever mined for diamonds for 24 hours straight? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and experience the thrill of working a 72-hour shift in the virtual mines, all while dodging creepers and zombies trying to steal your precious loot. Who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the longest shift of your life!

BidenCraft: No Steel for Japan

biden, BidenCraft, business deal, Decision making, Economy, foreign investment, global market, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese buyer, manufacturing sector, national security, Politics, presidential action, protectionism, sale, Steel, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel, united states

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	246
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

so u know this server is like the biden of minecraft servers, blocking all the haters and keeping it real with U.S. steel. we don’t mess around with those japanese buyers tryna take over our land. come join us and be part of the resistance against foreign invaders! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that sticks together like steel beams. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s as tough as biden himself? come on, join us and let’s show those japanese buyers who’s boss!

Zombie Mind Blocker Server

anxiety, Blocker, brain activity, brain health, brain regions, cognitive function, cognitive processing, deficits, depression, emotional well being, insomnia, mental clarity, mental disorders, mental health problems, mental resilience, Mind, poor sleep, psychological well-being, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, Stress Management, unwanted thoughts, zombie

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate escape from all those unwanted thoughts, man. like, you can just log on and BAM, all those pesky worries are just gone, poof! it’s like a magical brain cleanse, dude.

plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.

and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.

so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.

Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	6405	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	2458
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ores Mined:	3641	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

Players:	93/900	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2