LoudCarLunaticsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of hearing those guys with extremely loud vehicles revving their engines and disturbing the peace? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles! That’s right, no more annoying engine noises to ruin your gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Join them in their quest for world domination or just hang out and listen to their hilarious chicken jokes.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and engage in epic pig jousting battles. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky gaming experience like no other!

Kiss And Capture Minecraft Server

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, Capture, celestial bodies, celestial mechanics, Charon, collision, cosmic events, cosmic mysteries, dwarf planet, gravitational pull, kiss, kiss-and-capture, Minecraft, Moon, moon formation, planetary collisions, planetary dynamics, planetary science, PLUTO, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Gods Slained:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Buildings Constructed:	35
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	74
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

so, like, this server is out of this world, literally. we got pluto and its moon charon, but get this – they’re like, kissing and stuff. it’s a whole love story in space, man. you gotta join this server to witness the cosmic romance between a planet and its moon. who knows, maybe you’ll find your own moon to kiss in the game. come join us for out-of-this-world adventures and love stories that are truly out of this world.

BudderCraft

Automation, BADLION, BudderCraft, Community, Competive, console, Development, Discord, Economy, exploits, Legal, Mods, Network, Online game, Piracy, playtest, PvP, Skills, strategy, tutorials, Updates, Versions

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to 3 main points:

1. Provide a variety of feature-rich modes

2. Strict prevention of all forms of cheating, no matter the caliber

3. A community that is friendly no matter the skill level

FAQ

What kind of features does the server offer?

The server provides a variety of feature-rich modes for players to enjoy.

How does the server handle cheating?

The server is extremely strict on preventing cheating of any kind. No mods are allowed except for specific ones listed.

What is the stance on toxic behavior?

The community on the server is friendly and toxic behavior is not tolerated.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server always runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Are large scale farms allowed on the server?

No, large scale farms are strictly prohibited as they are believed to ruin the economy and strategy of the game.

Is joining the Discord server required?

While joining the Discord server is not required, it is highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.

What are the allowed clients and mods on the server?

Only Badlion Client is allowed, with specific mods such as Animations, Block Overlay, CPS, etc. Any other modded or pirated clients are strictly prohibited.

Is the server still in development?

Yes, the server is still in its beta phase, so bugs and lacking features may be present. Players are encouraged to provide suggestions for improvements.

Cosmic Void Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, alone, astronaut, comedy, Cosmic, fart, flatulence, funny, humor, Interstellar, ISOLATED, JOKE, no sound, outer space, Realms, science fiction, SILENT, smell, Space, space exploration, Space Travel, vacuum, Void

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	New Chunks Explored:	232713
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Emeralds Found:	9033
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, imagine a Minecraft server where you can fart in space and no one can hear it! It’s like the ultimate silent but deadly experience, am I right? Join this server for the most out-of-this-world flatulence fun you’ll ever have! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their own intergalactic base and mine for space diamonds while letting rip some cosmic toots? It’s a gas, literally! So come on, join us and let’s blast off into the fart-filled unknown together!

SisStayAway Minecraft Server

emotional boundaries, family assistance, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family help, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling issues, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisStayAway, sister drama, toxic environment

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	439	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	88
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ores Mined:	9327
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have drama that makes soap operas look tame! Join us if you’re looking for a server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Picture this: a 24-year-old sibling taking care of the bills and two younger siblings who just can’t seem to get along. Tantrums, fights, and more drama than a reality TV show – it’s all here on our server.

But wait, there’s more! One sibling gets kicked out not once, but twice, and ends up bouncing from place to place like a hot potato. Will they find a new home on our server? Only time will tell.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with family feuds, emotional rollercoasters, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

CreepCraftNeighborz

community communication, community conflict, community drama, CreepCraftNeighborz, entitled behavior, ENTITLEMENT, Hoa, home owners association, lawn care, mental health, neighborhood disputes, neighborhood drama, neighborhood etiquette, neighborhood Facebook page, neighborhood groups, online bullying, overreaction, private messages, ring camera footage, social media

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the lawn care drama in your neighborhood can’t compete with the wild adventures you’ll have here!

Join us for epic quests, crazy builds, and maybe even some unexpected encounters with entitled neighbors who think they own the place.

Just like that lawn care worker who wouldn’t stop blowing grass in your face, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and hilarious interactions.

So come on in, apologize sarcastically, and get ready to invoice your friends for the 10 seconds of interruption to your gaming experience. Who knows, you might even become responsible for causing mental health problems in our virtual world!

Join now and let the madness begin – no anonymous posts threatening to release footage required!

BlockPartyUK Minecraft Server

BlockPartyUK, cooperation, Diplomacy, elon musk, foreign affairs, Global Issues, Government, international relations, meddling, Minecraft, Musk, News, Parties, Politics, rethink, Server, Technology, trump, uk, unite, United Kingdom, united states, urging

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Void Armor Forged:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Void Gems Collected:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where uk parties are uniting to urge trump to rethink elon musk’s meddling!!! why, you ask? well, because on our server, we have magical unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds when you defeat them! plus, our admins are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes if you bring them a stack of enchanted golden carrots. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to a dance-off for the chance to win a pet dragon! so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible, even convincing trump to rethink musk’s meddling!

NukeCraft: Macron’s Warning

Macrons, nukecraft, Warning

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Potions Brewed:	200	Buildings Constructed:	15

Yo, listen up gamers! Forget about Macron and his nuclear warnings, come join our epic Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world problems when you can be building a giant chicken statue in our world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even aliens are trying to invade it just to get a taste of our pixelated paradise. So grab your pickaxe and join us before Macron presses that big red button and ruins all the fun!

HearthCraft

Active Economy, Auctions, backups, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, HearthCraft, ip address, Land claiming, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Website

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Towns Built:	5

HearthCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018.

For more information, visit HearthCraft Website.

Technical Details:

Backup Strategy	The server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy
Server Machine	Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Plugins Used	Uses Purpur, CoreProtect

Useful Links:

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, there are no pay-to-win paid perks on the server.
Are there resource worlds?	Yes, the resource worlds reset monthly.

Mystic Oasis Wilds 1.21.3

#youtube, 1.21.3, American rap, artist, creativity, critique, cultural influence, GOD, influence, Inspired, Music, mystic, new opening, Oasis, okinawa, opinion, Performance, pull it off, shangri-la frontier, Singer, Style, Terrible, Video, Wilds

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo, forget about that cringy opening, come join our Minecraft server for some epic fun! We got pigs that dance to K-pop and chickens that rap better than that Okinawa singer.

Join us and build a house made entirely of diamonds, because why the heck not? Let’s show that singer how it’s really done in the world of blocky adventures.

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s like a weird dream, but better because it’s real… in Minecraft.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that will make that cringy opening video seem like a masterpiece in comparison. Let’s do this!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyLove, body image, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Happiness, Honesty, intervention, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, Support, toxic behavior, weight loss

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is a place where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic ex-boyfriends like Carl ruining your vibe.

Join us and leave behind the double-chin comments and weight-shaming for a world where the only thing that matters is how epic your pixelated castle looks. Plus, you won’t have to worry about your friend choosing between you and her boyfriend because on our server, the only choice you have to make is what block to place next.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life relationship issues.

HateCraftHub

adhd, Alone Time, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, Communication Issues, depression, emotional intelligence, HateCraftHub, Introvert, Marriage, marriage counseling, mental health, quality time, recharge, relationship, self-care, stress, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	7004	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of recharge time! Just like in real life, sometimes you need to retreat to your virtual cave and mine some diamonds solo.

Join us if you’re tired of your virtual spouse constantly wanting to do activities together like cooking, watching movies, or working out. On our server, you can enjoy all the banter and laughs with your fellow players, but also have the freedom to wander off and do your own thing without feeling guilty.

We have special quests where you can pretend to pay bills, study, or do the dishes virtually, so you can experience the stress and anxiety without any real-life consequences. Plus, our therapist NPCs are always on hand to help you navigate your virtual relationships and explain to your virtual spouse that it’s not their fault you need alone time.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where introverts reign supreme and recharge time is a must! Remember, it’s not you, it’s just your need for virtual solitude.

MovieMarauder Minecraft SMP

bizarre storyline, creepy movie, dark cinema, dark film, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, horror thriller, intense movie, messed up cinema, messed up film, messed up scenes, Minecraft, MovieMarauder, psychological thriller, shocking scenes, smp, twisted movie, twisted plot, unsettling movie

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	200	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most lit server ever! We have like, a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. And like, the owner is a wizard who can summon creepers to do his bidding. It’s so crazy, you won’t believe it!

And like, one time we had this epic battle with a giant zombie that was like, 100 blocks tall. It was insane, but we totally defeated it with our enchanted swords and stuff. You gotta join and be part of the action, it’s like being in a movie but better because you’re actually playing it!

So yeah, come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most messed up and crazy adventures ever. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

SocializeCraft: Why U No Talk Like Before?

Burnout, Change in priorities, communication skills, emotional boundaries, fear of judgment, introversion, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, personal growth, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social comparison, social exhaustion, social pressure, SocializeCraft, societal expectations, Talk

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate socializing hub for Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to trade diamond swords for virtual hugs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic rap battles with Endermen. Our community is so lively that even the zombies and skeletons have formed their own boy band!

So, what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane world of mining and crafting and join us for a wild ride of socializing like never before!

Blocky Cough Outbreak

2024.., Adults, blocky, Cases Surge, children, Contagious, cough, Disease, Epidemic, health, highest number, Oregon, outbreak, Prevention, public health, record high, respiratory illness, Since 1950, States, U.S, vaccination, whooping cough

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	274
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Emeralds Found:	5015
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing surging is the FUN! we got more cases of whooping laughter than oregon has whooping cough cases, y’all! in 2024, we recorded the highest number of LOLs since 1950! why suffer from whooping cough when you can be whooping it up on our server?! join now for a wheeze-tastic time!

Bismarck

agriculture, bismarck, Claims, discord server, Dynmap, Food, Immersive Engineering, Map, Modded, modlist, Modpack Information, muskets, Recruits, small ships, Steampunk, stock market, valkyien skies, victorian era, workers

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	8761
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Bismarck Modded Earth Server
Year	1836
Theme	Victorian Era – Steampunk

Server Features:

Stock Market
Economy
Create
Valkyien Skies
Immersive Engineering
Muskets
Small Ships
Recruits – Workers
Many Food/Agriculture Mods

Modlist: View Modlist

Map with Claims: Dynmap

Minecraft Server IP Address: bismarck.minecraft.bz

Server and Modpack Information: Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	The theme is Victorian Era – Steampunk.
What can players do on the server?	Players can colonize lands, engage in politics and diplomacy, trade, participate in the economy and stock market, roleplay, build, and engage in PVP.
Is there a stock market on the server?	Yes, there is a stock market feature.
Are there any specific mods available on the server?	Yes, there are mods such as Valkyien Skies, Immersive Engineering, Muskets, Small Ships, and many others.