LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Falling into the Void:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Adam Cole and Jericho Minecraft SMP Connection

Adam, adam cole, aew, athletes, Champions, charisma, Cole, common interests, competitors, Connection, Entertainment, fan favorites., in-ring skills, Jericho, Minecraft, popular wrestlers, professional wrestling, Rivalry, Similarities, smp, sports, wrestling, wrestling industry, wrestling legends, wwe

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Imagine a world where Adam Cole and Jericho are not only best buds, but they also team up to build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. They even have secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps to keep out pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special plugin that turns all the cows into dancing disco cows that drop diamonds instead of beef. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf, it will transform into a rideable dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a block, it plays a random Justin Bieber song?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Adam Cole and Jericho themselves.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Project Boss RPG Online

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss Battles, Community, Curseforge, Custom Modpack, diet system, discord community, dragons, Dungeons, Earth, FANTASY, FTB, mmorpg, modrinth, multiplayer, mythical creatures, Optimized gameplay, Quests, seasonal changes, Support, Survival, Updates, Vanilla

Welcome to the Project: Boss RPG Online server! Immerse yourself in a unique RPG experience with our custom modpack, featuring version 1.20.1. Explore a vast world filled with epic boss battles , dynamic seasonal changes , and hundreds of new dungeons waiting for your discovery.

Join forces with friends or meet new players in our thriving community! Our server offers fully optimized gameplay for both high-end and low-end PCs. Enjoy engaging quests , a comprehensive diet system , and the thrill of riding dragons and mythical creatures.

Download the modpack now from Modrinth or CurseForge, and embark on an unforgettable adventure! For support and updates, don’t hesitate to join our Discord community.

Get ready for an adventure like no other! Join us on Project: Boss RPG today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6322	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

FULLLMC

Adventure, base, BUILD, Challenges, Cross-Play, Economy, Engaging, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, Hunger, Minecraft, mobs, open world, Players, Resources, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, TEAM

FULLLMC is a Minecraft survival server where players can explore, build, and survive together. In this open world, you can gather resources, create your own base, and team up with others to face challenges like mobs and hunger. With a balanced economy and regular events, there’s always something new to do. Whether you prefer adventuring alone or with friends, FULLLMC offers a fun and engaging experience for all types of players.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

accusations, banter, blocky, Campaign, CHANGE, Communication, Democracy, Division, election, Government, left, Minecraft, Negativity, partisanship, perspective, polarization, Politics, progress, rhetoric, right, Server, society, Unity, Vote

Are you tired of all the political drama and negativity in the real world? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only political debate is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first.

Our server is a safe haven from all the left vs. right arguments, because here, the only thing we’re fighting for is the last diamond in the mine. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you can be building a giant statue of a creeper instead?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9810
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ohtani Is Best Baseball Player Of History Minecraft SMP

athlete, babe ruth, babe ruth comparison, baseball, baseball comparison, baseball greatness, baseball history, baseball legend, baseball records, baseball star, best baseball player, History, japanese athlete, Japanese baseball, japanese greatness, Legendary Player, Minecraft, OHTANI, ohtani greatness, player, smp, sports, sports history

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at! We have legendary players who make Babe Ruth look like a total noob compared to the Japanese greatness that resides here.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who can build a castle in under 5 minutes, tame dragons like it’s no big deal, and have epic battles that make the Battle of Thermopylae look like child’s play. Our players are so skilled, they can mine diamonds blindfolded and defeat the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Join us and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your expectations shattered.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	287567	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

McOaxys Network

Awesome Players, banner, Banners, Bedrock Compatible, Coming Soon, Community, compatibility, custom minecraft server, Friendly, high quality, ip address, Java compatible, Minigames, Practice, Puerto 25594, PvP, Realistic host, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Staff, Survival, Survival Games, Unique Content, Vanilla, version 1.21.x

McOaxys Network is a high-quality, Semi-vanilla Custom Minecraft server that offers unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you.

¡COMPATIBLE CON BEDROCK!

IP DE JAVA: oaxys.realistic.host IP DE BEDROCK: oaxys.realistic.host (Puerto 25594)

Compatible with versions 1.21 -> 1.21.X!

»Survival Semivanilla Custom » proximamente>> Rpg » coming soon>>Minigames » proximamente>>Practice

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

3rd World Economy Minecraft Server

3rd, developing countries, economic challenges, economic dependence, economic development, economic disparity, economic growth, economic infrastructure, economic reform, Economy, emerging markets, financial instability, global economy, Global South, income inequality, international trade, low-income countries, Minecraft, POVERTY, resource scarcity, Server, Sustainable development, Third world economy, underdeveloped nations, world

Tired of living in a boring first world economy on other Minecraft servers? Come join us on our Third World Economy server where diamonds are more valuable than gold and dirt is the new currency!

Our server is so realistic, you’ll have to start your own potato farm just to survive. And watch out for the roaming bandits who will steal your precious cobblestone blocks without a second thought.

But don’t worry, we have a thriving black market where you can trade your emeralds for enchanted golden apples and even rare unicorn mounts. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life village with all your crazy neighbors.

So come join us on our Third World Economy server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Lmaoooo Kleros asked for 0 Minecraft SMP

#0, 0.1%, 4.3 cents, 40M ARB grant program, Arbitrum delegates, ASKED, Bagies., chain, Cycles, Kleros, Kleros-Smellos, lmaoooo, LTIPP council screening period results, Minecraft, PNK bagholders, provides no value, REJECTED, smp, SOLD, wake up call

Are you tired of being rejected like Kleros asking for a piece of the pie? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP where everyone is welcomed with open arms (unless you’re Kleros, sorry not sorry). Our community is filled with delegates who unanimously agree that you provide ALL the value for our chain, unlike poor Kleros. So come join us and leave those PNK bagholders in the dust, because in our SMP, the only cycles you’ll be counting are the ones you spend building epic structures and trolling your friends. Say goodbye to Kleros-Smellos Bagies and hello to a world of endless possibilities and laughter. Join us now and let’s show Kleros who’s boss!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Combo Club

Adventure, Arena, BUILD, challenge, compete, creeper, Custom Ranks, ender dragon, Explore, Fun, Kits, Mini Games, multiplayer, Nether, Playstyle, PvP, Redstone, skeleton, smp, strategy, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft SMP PvP server with Arena, Custom Ranks and Kits for the best experience. It was made by two players that wanted some fun playing Minecraft mixed with some PVP and Vanilla playstyle.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Who’s Dumber? Minecraft Server

Audience, comedian, comedic timing, comedy, comedy routine, Comedy Show, dumb, dumber, Entertainment, entertainment event, entertainment industry, funny, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, live performance, Minecraft, Performance, Server, silly, stand up comedy, who’s dumber, Whos

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and stupidity! Join us if you want to see players trying to ride pigs off cliffs, building houses out of TNT, and getting into epic battles with chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Who’s Dumber?” competition, where players compete in challenges like seeing who can drown themselves the fastest or who can fall into a pit of lava without dying. The winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing because let’s face it, you’re all losers.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as dumb and ridiculous as you are? Come join us and embrace the chaos!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Kino Minecraft SMP – Was It Lit?

Analysis, Cinema, cinematography, critique, Entertainment, film, film buff, film lover, Kino, lit, Minecraft, Movie, Movie analysis, Movie Critic, movie night, movie review, opinion, plot twist, reaction, reaction video, review, smp, storytelling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy world of our SMP. He’ll take you on quests to find the rarest items, battle against evil mobs, and maybe even teach you how to do the cha-cha slide (yes, even pigs can dance!).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join forces with other players to overthrow his rule and claim the throne for yourself. Just be warned, the Chicken King has a mean peck!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem. And remember, always ask yourself: Was it kino?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Adventure Odyssey

bedrock edition, Bosses, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, Player vs Player, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Realms, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Adventure Odyssey is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including Roleplay, Land Claim, McMMO modes. Adventure Odyssey is a Minecraft Survival Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival experience.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

⚔️ CubeWix | /FREE | (1.0 – 1.21.41) 🔥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, administration, Anarchy, Armor crafts, Bank, Battle of clans, Bed wars, Cases, Casino, Cheats, Clans, commands, CubeWix, donation, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Experience systems, Features, Fly, free, Free Admin, Free Donations, generation, Grief, Griefing, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Magic Items, Minecraft, mobs, Modes, Naruto, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Sky Wars, Survival, Vanilla, Warps, Weddings, Without Anticheat

Hundreds of different commands and unique features.

Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.

Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.

Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.

Many types of cases, magic items.

There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).

Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!

♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun

♥Port: 19132

♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Sparkling Zero Minecraft Server

anger, B rank, bullshit, Competitive Gaming, counter play, dumb cunt, Frustration, future gohan, Gaming, ki spammer, lightning surprise, maining, match, Minecraft, online play, RAGE, ROSHI, Server, Sparking, sparkling, video games, z broly, Zero

Are you tired of getting wrecked by Z Broly ki spammers and dealing with Roshi’s lightning surprise on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “No Z Broly ki spamming” policy and Roshi’s lightning surprise is banned for being too shocking! Join us and main Future Gohan without fear of being countered by cheap tactics. Plus, we have a secret weapon against all those dumb cunts – our very own Super Saiyan Sheep army! Join now for a woolly good time!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mines Excavated:	3961

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Berserk Phase Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band of the Hawk, berserk, Black Swordsman, branded sacrifice, casca, dark fantasy, Demons, eclipse, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, kentaro miura, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, phase, Revenge, Skull Knight, smp, Sword of Berserk, traumatic memories, traumatic past

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your Berserk phase in a whole new way! We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (guarded by a friendly troll, of course). So grab your diamond sword and get ready to battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.