LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MenaceMC Factions

Factions

Join us and have fun with a bunch of menace that could **** you up, we are a toxic server and thats good cuz its more fun hehe. only for beasts, no weaklings allowed, if ure scared of losing items and want keep inventory, close this tab please, also if you wanna become tuff and not be a p*ssy, you should join us now and become a chad of minecraft.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Everneth

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to a unique vanilla Minecraft SMP experience. Everneth is a *whitelisted* community offering a great environment for players to grow as builders, join friendly competitions, and meet new friends! Everneth is founded upon principles of an honest and accountable staff, and fair vanilla survival gameplay.

We are one of the oldest active survival servers out there, with our community going back over ten years and counting! OG players from back then and newer members that have joined us along the way all populate our server, with everyone interacting and playing in their own ways.

We offer: – Nearly vanilla gameplay – Proximity voice chat (optional) – An active Discord server – A friendly, grief-free, Hermitcraft-like community – A custom datapack with mob & player heads, and a modified version of BlazeandCave’s Advancements! – Regular community events including build competitions, scavenger hunts, and UHC! – A creative superflat test world free for all members to use!

It’s easy to get whitelisted; all you have to do is join our Discord server, make an application, and let us get to know you. Come join us today!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

DCGaming Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

dcgaming is a Sri Lankan gaming Network. we are providing Sri Lankan first slime fun server. Our Teamspeak Server [ts.dcgnetwork.us] . our website https://dcgnetwork.us

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OceanSMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CenterState

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to CenterState. At the beginning of 2024 we succesfully completed CenterState! We (N0Hatred and RTVD) have started CenterState.

Features: – No Resets – Anti Pay-to-Win – Survival Multiplayer – No PVP – Friendly server – Crates – Original spawn – Discord

TLDR: If you are looking for a friendly server that does not accept hate speech, has absolutely no P2W and fair and understanding staff, join CenterState.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	622614

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

StarNexus

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Star Nexus ;

StarNexus is a Survival server with Custom World, SlimeFun, Mission System and much MORE!!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DragonCraft Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Skywars, Survival

Newly opened network with 2 modes survival custom and anarchic survival We are looking for loyal players who like our new network

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Spears Created:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

craftingtopianetwork

Factions, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

We are a Dutch/English network server currently have faction and custoptopia

we are open

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PicKac

Survival

Pickac is a server that focuses on the Create mod and many other modifications. We try so that everyone can join even if they don’t have a very powerful computer. We have a great person who can take care of the server running without any problems. We want to make a smaller community of around 30 people who would actively play and give us information on what we could improve.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
New Chunks Explored:	531880	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Era Of Kings

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

One Piece Era Of Kings We are a Minecraft One Piece MMORPG server with custom bosses, armor and custom islands of our own. This is an RPG server, here you get things like awakenings, better items with better stats and other cool things like mounts and devil fruits. Here are some of the things we have:

– Full Open world with bosses, quests and characters with storylines. with over 40 islands already made and a lot of things to do. over 200 quests and 1000’s of dialogs – Marine and Revs discords, with ranks to gain for ALL factions, including strongest swordsman, underworld, pirate, bounty hunter, marines, revs, and A LOT more. – Stat system to gain more power and customize yourself, with more hp, strength, intelligence and a lot of different stats that allow for building your own builds – Custom scripted bosses, with abilities and powers, including raid bosses and soon dungeons – Awakenings that apply in the game, with a HUGE market, auction, – Custom items with stats like hypixel skyblock and other mmorpgs – custom Classes as devil fruits and combat styles, with more than 70 at the time of beta

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlackGrind

PvP

Its a 24/7 Biggest Grinding & PvP Server Where You Can Enjoy And Play That Contains You To Join With Any Client Like Lunar And Any Version So Join Now Many Players Will Welcome You Its Safe 100% You Can Enjoy Here! You Can Contact Me On Discord ID = deviljurassic I Have’nt Upload Video Cause I Want You To Make Video And Get Yt Rank For 1k Subs! (Server Is Chrack Supported)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4159	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Digimobs Beyond

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Digimobs Beyond is a server for players to relax and have fun with you and your friends. you can find our modpack on Curse Forge and a list of mods found at https://discord.gg/p4KDP8kgk8 Under our mods channel

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

FrostMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal

An minecraft lifesteal server. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Tavern Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Tavern SMP is a Minecraft server, with unique features. We’re a 1.18 Survival server with a unique Proximity Chat system, where you can instantly interact with nearby players. No extra mods, or clients required! What’s with the custom resource pack you might ask? You’ll find the answer to that within the Tavern. Well, what are you waiting for? Come join us!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Prehistoric Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Prehistoric Network, a Survival-based server with custom Dinosaurs, armor, weapons, bosses, and more! Come join now for a one of a kind experience!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.