LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7640	New Chunks Explored:	707122
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Animals Bred:	189	Mines Excavated:	2071
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Epic Battles Fought:	20

New Minecraft Servers

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

CraftyCashBillionaire24

billionaire, charitable donations, CraftyCashBillionaire24, designer clothes, dream vacation, exotic cars, extravagant spending, financial advisor, financial freedom, Financial Planning, fine dining, investment opportunities, lottery winner, luxury hotels, luxury lifestyle, mansion shopping, personal chef, philanthropy, private jet, shopping spree, spa day

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Votes:	7131
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	1442
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	761

So you just won 1 billion dollars from the lottery, congrats! Now, imagine spending the next 24 hours on our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the moonwalk, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like they’re in a rodeo.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, battling a dragon that spits out golden apples instead of fire, and trading with villagers who offer enchanted items that give you the power to fly.

But be warned, the server is also home to a mischievous group of unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or replacing all their tools with rubber ducks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional unicorn prank).

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Magic Items Found:	7855	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	269	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dimension Hops:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	3327	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2196	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Farms Harvested:	368
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	2507
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	307559	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9547
Holy Grails Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	429	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Items Found:	2643	Wilderness Tamed:	9

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	976320	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mines Excavated:	1982
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Votes:	1203	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Potions Brewed:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	369
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!