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LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Farms Harvested:	527
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Potions Brewed:	89	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magic Items Found:	3715	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	170	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
New Chunks Explored:	723540	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4536	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Towns Built:	6

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	39826
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchantments Applied:	153
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Animals Bred:	167
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	2831
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1247

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Animals Bred:	52	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Votes:	3092	Dragons Tamed:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.