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Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8626	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Magic Items Found:	6223
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4053
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

best gift ever, cherished gift, gift from the heart, gift of appreciation, gift of gratitude, gift of love, gift that brought me joy, gift that I will never forget., gift that made me cry, gift that made me feel special, gift that showed love, gift that showed thoughtfulness, gift that touched my heart, gift with meaning, GiftedGamer21, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, Minecraft, sentimental gift, smp, special gift, thoughtful gift

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Votes:	8732
Runes Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Dragons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5894	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

anti-terrorism measures, Beirut, financial regulations, financial transactions, Flight2BlockHezCash, government intervention., hezbollah, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah support, illegal activities, illicit money transfers, international relations, Iranian flight, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, money laundering, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, terrorism financing, transfer of funds

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Votes:	3177
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪

Protein Pals Minecraft Server

age, education, health effects, ill health, Loneliness, loneliness and health, loneliness consequences, loneliness effects, loneliness impact, loneliness research, loneliness study, loneliness study findings, mental health, Minecraft, PALS, physical health, protein, protein analysis, protein levels, self-reported loneliness, Server, sex, social factors, social isolation

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7977	Farms Harvested:	904
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchantments Applied:	237	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

come join our minecraft server, where loneliness is a thing of the past! we have crazy parties every night with all your blocky friends. we found out that playing on our server actually increases your protein levels, making you healthier than ever before. forget about being sad and lonely, join us and be surrounded by a community of fellow gamers who will always have your back. plus, our server is so lit that even the proteins are partying with us. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Game Haven Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, Buying games, consumerism, Decision making, digital downloads, Digital Media, Entertainment, financial decisions, Game, game creators, game developers, game ownership, game ownership rights, game purchase, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Haven, interactive entertainment, leisure activities, popular games, Retreat, supporting developers, video games

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	9155	Villages Defended:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Animals Bred:	123
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Lol, bro, if you didn’t buy this game, then what are you even doing with your life? Like, seriously, this Minecraft server is where all the cool kids hang out.

We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.

And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.

So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

FriendshipCraft: ToughLoveGoneWrong

AA!, alcoholism, brother, coping mechanism, Country, depression, despondent, discord notifications, friendship, FriendshipCraft, Group Chats, hair loss, Hurricane Helene, Inappropriate Behavior, Loss, love, Marriage, Online Community, Support, tough love, ToughLoveGoneWrong, weight gain

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9180	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while battling dragons and zombies at the same time. Our server offers a unique experience that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And the best part? You can do it all while hanging out with your friends and making new ones along the way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a support group for those going through tough times. Need someone to talk to about your problems? We’ve got you covered. Our community is here to lift you up and help you through any challenges you may be facing.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even find the meaning of life while slaying creepers and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

TeenTipz Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, Communication, Decision making, education, Experience, future planning, growing up, guidance, knowledge, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, Preparation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, teenagers, TeenTipz, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Yo, listen up all you youngins! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, lemme tell ya, it’s gonna be lit AF! We got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we once had a llama ride a roller coaster while juggling diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the time we all teamed up to build a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So if you wanna join in on the fun, come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP! Just remember, only the most outrageous players need apply. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOO!

CraftyNotGenius

CraftyNotGenius, Delusion, fake genius, false perception, fraud, GENIUS, GIFTED, impostor syndrome, intelligence, Misconception, misidentified, misinterpreted, misjudged, Mislabeled, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, overestimated, Perception, pseudo-genius, talent

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of being called a genius when you’re really just winging it? Join our Minecraft server and show off your “genius” skills in building the most ridiculous structures imaginable! From upside-down houses to pixel art of your favorite snack, there’s no limit to your creativity here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous group of ghostly chickens who love to mess with players’ builds. Can you outsmart these spectral fowl and become the true master builder?

Join now and prove once and for all that being a genius is overrated – it’s all about having fun and embracing your inner goofball!

BlockyLove: Boredom vs Desire

BlockyLove, Boredom, boredom in relationships, Communication, desire, emotional connection, Intimacy, intimacy issues, long-term relationships, lower satisfaction, relationship dynamics, relationship fulfillment., relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, research, sex life, Sexual boredom, sexual desire, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, Women

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	295
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

are u BORED of ur sex life? come join our minecraft server where u can build ur own sexy paradise and spice things up with ur partner! our players have reported INCREASED relationship satisfaction after joining our server and exploring new ways to have fun together. why settle for boring when u can have a minecraft adventure that will leave u feeling satisfied in more ways than one? join now and let the excitement begin!

Forbidden Hormone Mutilation 1.21.2

1.21.2, alcohol, chia seeds, Edamame, estrogen, flax oil, flaxseed, Forbidden, hormone, hormone therapy, isoflavones, licorice root, Medications, miso, mutilation, natural hormone therapy, overweight, resveratrol, sesame oil, sesame seed, tempeh, TESTOSTERONE, Tofu, trump, wine

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ores Mined:	7282
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

This server is like a buffet of estrogen-filled foods! We got onions, miso, tempeh, tofu, edamame, and more to help you feel like the fabulous queen you are! Who needs testosterone when you can have a soy-filled feast every day? Plus, we offer free licorice root shots to make sure your testosterone stays far, far away. Join us and say goodbye to Trump’s anti-hormone therapy agenda – we’re all about that natural, estrogen-packed lifestyle here!

LootinLlamas Minecraft SMP

LootinLlamas, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4

OMG guys, like, if you join this Minecraft SMP, you will be like, instantly transported to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Like, seriously, I once saw a player ride a chicken into battle against a horde of creepers and win! And the best part is, the owner of the server is a literal wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find him hidden in the enchanted forest! So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #Yolo #MinecraftMagic #PigsCanFly

PixelPimpin’Papi

attraction, characteristics, Charm, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, guy, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Like.., Masculinity, Personality, PixelPimpinPapi, Preferences, Qualities, relationships, Respect, romance, Traits, Women

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the ladies out there! Why join our server, you ask? Because our male players are all secretly handsome princes in disguise, just waiting for their princesses to come and rescue them! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft boyfriend who will build you a castle fit for a queen? So come join us and find your pixelated prince charming today!

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Potions Brewed:	83	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10