LostMyLegoMan Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sylph-Tech

2025, andesite age, Automation, Bosses, Discord, efforts, Exploration, Ip:, January 5th., Join, long term, Magic, Minecraft, Modded, modpacks, Progression, Server, space age, SylphTech, Treasures, world

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6201
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4089
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Towns Built:	5

Sylph-Tech Minecraft Server – Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

World Start Date	January 5th, 2025
Discord	https://discord.gg/HqAy6Ksg
Server IP	minecraft.sylph-tech.com
Modpack	Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Overview:

Sylph-Tech welcomes you to Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond! This modpack offers a quest based progression system revolving around tiers of Create. Start off in the andesite age and end up in the space age! While there is much to gain from exploration and figuring out ways to automate stuff, beware of the dragons! Maybe some magic will help you overcome their deadly breath? Defeat the various bosses and reap treasures worthy of your efforts!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the server IP: minecraft.sylph-tech.com

Q: When did the world start?

A: The world started on January 5th, 2025.

Q: Where can I find more information about the modpack?

A: You can visit the modpack page on CurseForge: Create Chronicles: Bosses and Beyond

Shon’s Adventure Realm 1.20

Adventure, asmr, board rules, Clips, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Links, managerotis, Otis, Platform, Realm, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, Thread, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	121849	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Divine Spears Created:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	151	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Shondo the boss! Fallenshadow is our hard-working schizo loli queen who loves her husbands and Twitch streams. Treat her well or face the consequences! Check out her ASMR and VOD Youtube channels, plus her Ribbon Cage videos for some real entertainment. Follow her on Twitter and keep up with her crazy schedule. Don’t forget to follow global and board rules, or you might get a surprise! Ignore, report, and hide the shitposters for an easier time. Previous thread got nothing on us, so jump in and join the madness!

CraftyNotBuyer Minecraft Server

accessories, aita, antique weaving loom, begging, Buyer, consent, CraftyNotBuyer, Disrespect, Interaction, interested parties, marketplace, Minecraft, odd, Off, Pick up, price, screwed around, Seller, Server, stolen item, working condition

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t screw you around like this shady seller? Look no further! Our server guarantees no last-minute surprises or shady dealings. We won’t sell you stolen items or make you wait for someone else to buy before you can join. Plus, we have all the accessories you need to weave your way to victory! Join now and leave the drama behind – we promise you won’t be ghosted or disrespected here! #NotTheAsshole #MinecraftDrama #WeaveYourWayToVictory

BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Emeralds Found:	1233	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Divine Spears Created:	12

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	252	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Potions Brewed:	188	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2929
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Ores Mined:	3913

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Crops Grown:	9809
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Votes:	2187	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Crops Grown:	9261	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6826
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

Useful Links:

FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Animals Bred:	63
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Emeralds Found:	6215
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

SmartypantsMC SMP

astuteness, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, cleverness, discerning, erudite, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intellectual prowess, intelligence, knowledgeable, perceptive, Quick Thinking, savvy, sharp mind, shrewd, SmartyPantsMC, smp, subtle signs, Wise

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2138	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We got llamas riding pigs, flying squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks! And get this, the owner is a super genius who can solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded while juggling flaming torches! Like, who even does that?! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to shoot rainbows out of your butt! Don’t miss out on the craziest, most mind-blowing SMP ever! Join now and become part of the madness!

Players:	105/300	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1