LostInMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	259
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Star Shards Collected:	222
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos! Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant chicken statue or create a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.

We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (explosive hugs, that is). Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions and llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots.

So if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Emeralds Found:	4791	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
New Chunks Explored:	98852	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	685315
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Mines Excavated:	2393	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3575	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Animals Bred:	116

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Buildings Constructed:	46
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ores Mined:	7233
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Emeralds Found:	103
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Star Shards Collected:	179

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Runes Activated:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Crops Grown:	1044	Magical Moments Shared:	22

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!