LostInCraft Minecraft SMP

best in the world, blunder, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, Downfall, error, Failure, fumble, Incompetence, LOSING, lost chance, LostInCraft, Minecraft, mishap, missed opportunity, missed potential, mistake, oversight, setback, slip-up, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6927	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have the best players in the world! And by best, we mean the most hilariously terrible at Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles where players accidentally hit each other instead of the mobs, build magnificent structures that somehow always end up looking like giant toilets, and embark on quests that inevitably lead to getting lost in a never-ending maze of caves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in a language only they understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a chicken to lead him to a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. It’s all part of the fun on the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	560888	Ores Mined:	3345
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Dragons Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Divine Spears Created:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Towns Built:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Emeralds Found:	1950	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2665

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	324541	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9174	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Towns Built:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9089	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	5958
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Votes:	5934	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ores Mined:	6260

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magic Items Found:	6028	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1294	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Star Shards Collected:	75
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!